shadowalicegonemad
shadowalicegonemad
Shit from the Crows
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Uuuuuuuuuh... Gender??? Who's that?? Fandoms, Shitposts, etc. Frickin love Sanders Sides and Ouran +many other select things Profile+header images made by me 🌈(^‿^✿)
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shadowalicegonemad Ā· 5 years ago
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it is not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink
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shadowalicegonemad Ā· 5 years ago
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Technoblade may never die but was he ever alive??
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shadowalicegonemad Ā· 5 years ago
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Dream's face is like his house:
Nonexistent.
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shadowalicegonemad Ā· 5 years ago
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This 2021 im gonna start twitch streaming. I'm getting a camera and I'm playing Minecraft one day cause get fucked
My username is ravenrights
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shadowalicegonemad Ā· 5 years ago
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Hm yes. Back when God had mercy and I didn't exist. The good ol' days.
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shadowalicegonemad Ā· 5 years ago
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my diabetic brother with the brain tumor needs $30 for a medication if you wanna help you can donate here:
https://www.paypal.me/trevorth3
if not thank you have a good day šŸ›
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shadowalicegonemad Ā· 5 years ago
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I've never had a post get this popular and I really enjoyed writing about some of my fav bois so I might do a continuation. 😊
🚩TW: Slight Cursing🚩
Tubbo and Tommy find Blob Dream
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"What the fuck is it?" Tommy poked the small white lump in its stomach area- did it have a stomach?- on the kitchen counter.
The lump shivered and curled into itself before jumping up and marching around the marble, huffing indignantly. Tommy watched it stumble around in slight disgusted amusement.
"I have no idea, but I can't stop looking at it," Tubbo tugged on Tommy's sleeve, "Do you think it's sick?"
Tommy poked it again. This time, the blob chose to shake and jump around.
"I think it's pissed."
Tubbo looked back and thought, "It looks like the clay dolls my grandma used to make."
Tommy wheezed out a laugh as the thing looked at Tubbo and stomped up and down with its stumpy body. It plopped back down, fuming. Tommy picked up the thing by the back of what might have been its neck, considering it mostly consisted of a head and torso, like a kitten, bringing it closer for inspection. A white blur squirmed around in his hand, struggling fruitlessly for escape. It's two black eyes pressed close and it stilled. Fear flashed through both boys, thinking they had killed it, just for it to start up again. Tubbo almost felt sorry for it. Almost.
They had found it jumping around and stealing the day old pizza that Techno left out during his MINECRAFT Monday stream. Tubbo had found it first, believing it was a rat and catching it in a small tupperware container and bringing it to Tommy. The container was quickly taken away once Tommy offered to kill it with the fire wood axe.
They poured the contents onto the counter and, watching a, what might have been lump of snow, tumble out. The thing was still, both boys questioned whether it was even alive. It woke up after a few quick pokes.
Tubbo peered down at it,"Are we going to name it?"
"Of course we're naming it!" The elder flipped his hand over sending the blob tumbling into his other hand, watching it wiggle around into a standing position.
"We could name it Clay?" Turbo quickly realized it had came out as more of a question than an actual statement.
"Like your grandma?"
"Ya."
The thing was still wiggling and huffing, no arms or legs to help it stand. It's nubby body squirmed angrily on Tommy's open palm. "Clay sounds nice."
'Clay' seemed to be contemplating this, stilling belly down and raising its head to both boys. The thing ultimately decided it wasn't a horrible name. The name would have to do. For now.
"Are you hungry?"
"Tubbo, I'm not sure how to tell you this, buddy, but I don't think it knows English."
"It could."
Tubbo glanced back to the open box of pizza. A few pieces of olives and mushrooms had been discarded, leaving only the pepperoni. He picked off the extra toppings setting them to the side of the box. He picked up a paper plate, placing the slice on, and sticking it in the microwave to nuke it.
"What are you doing, Tubbo?"
"We have to feed him!"
"'Him'? It doesn't even have a dick!"
"Well everyone likes pizza."
Tubbo could hear Tommy huff behind him. He glanced away from the microwave to 'Clay' being straightened with Tommy's help. Tubbo smiled, watching Clay be sat back onto the glossy counter.
The microwave beeped and Tubbo brought the paper plate in front of Clay. The white blob hesitantly hobbled forward, maintaining eye contact with Tommy.
Tubbo set the plate down and scooted onto the bar stool by Tommy, "I don't think he likes you."
"I'm like pizza, Tubbo! Everybody loves me."
Clay squeaked defiantly and began nibbling on their pizza. Tubbo chuckled, patting them on their head. They shook off the gentle touch after a moment, continuing with their pizza. Tommy took a slice as well, choosing to nibble on the cold edges. Reaching around, Tubbo popped an olive into his mouth.
"When will Philza and Wilbur be home?"
"Dad should be home with enough time to hide Clay if that's what your wondering."
"Ok."
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Prompt inspired by @jellilyy
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I was going to copy paste it to their post but it won't let me?? Really sorry 😣
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shadowalicegonemad Ā· 5 years ago
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OMG THANK YOU I LOVE YOUR WORK
🚩TW: Slight Cursing🚩
Tubbo and Tommy find Blob Dream
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"What the fuck is it?" Tommy poked the small white lump in its stomach area- did it have a stomach?- on the kitchen counter.
The lump shivered and curled into itself before jumping up and marching around the marble, huffing indignantly. Tommy watched it stumble around in slight disgusted amusement.
"I have no idea, but I can't stop looking at it," Tubbo tugged on Tommy's sleeve, "Do you think it's sick?"
Tommy poked it again. This time, the blob chose to shake and jump around.
"I think it's pissed."
Tubbo looked back and thought, "It looks like the clay dolls my grandma used to make."
Tommy wheezed out a laugh as the thing looked at Tubbo and stomped up and down with its stumpy body. It plopped back down, fuming. Tommy picked up the thing by the back of what might have been its neck, considering it mostly consisted of a head and torso, like a kitten, bringing it closer for inspection. A white blur squirmed around in his hand, struggling fruitlessly for escape. It's two black eyes pressed close and it stilled. Fear flashed through both boys, thinking they had killed it, just for it to start up again. Tubbo almost felt sorry for it. Almost.
They had found it jumping around and stealing the day old pizza that Techno left out during his MINECRAFT Monday stream. Tubbo had found it first, believing it was a rat and catching it in a small tupperware container and bringing it to Tommy. The container was quickly taken away once Tommy offered to kill it with the fire wood axe.
They poured the contents onto the counter and, watching a, what might have been lump of snow, tumble out. The thing was still, both boys questioned whether it was even alive. It woke up after a few quick pokes.
Tubbo peered down at it,"Are we going to name it?"
"Of course we're naming it!" The elder flipped his hand over sending the blob tumbling into his other hand, watching it wiggle around into a standing position.
"We could name it Clay?" Turbo quickly realized it had came out as more of a question than an actual statement.
"Like your grandma?"
"Ya."
The thing was still wiggling and huffing, no arms or legs to help it stand. It's nubby body squirmed angrily on Tommy's open palm. "Clay sounds nice."
'Clay' seemed to be contemplating this, stilling belly down and raising its head to both boys. The thing ultimately decided it wasn't a horrible name. The name would have to do. For now.
"Are you hungry?"
"Tubbo, I'm not sure how to tell you this, buddy, but I don't think it knows English."
"It could."
Tubbo glanced back to the open box of pizza. A few pieces of olives and mushrooms had been discarded, leaving only the pepperoni. He picked off the extra toppings setting them to the side of the box. He picked up a paper plate, placing the slice on, and sticking it in the microwave to nuke it.
"What are you doing, Tubbo?"
"We have to feed him!"
"'Him'? It doesn't even have a dick!"
"Well everyone likes pizza."
Tubbo could hear Tommy huff behind him. He glanced away from the microwave to 'Clay' being straightened with Tommy's help. Tubbo smiled, watching Clay be sat back onto the glossy counter.
The microwave beeped and Tubbo brought the paper plate in front of Clay. The white blob hesitantly hobbled forward, maintaining eye contact with Tommy.
Tubbo set the plate down and scooted onto the bar stool by Tommy, "I don't think he likes you."
"I'm like pizza, Tubbo! Everybody loves me."
Clay squeaked defiantly and began nibbling on their pizza. Tubbo chuckled, patting them on their head. They shook off the gentle touch after a moment, continuing with their pizza. Tommy took a slice as well, choosing to nibble on the cold edges. Reaching around, Tubbo popped an olive into his mouth.
"When will Philza and Wilbur be home?"
"Dad should be home with enough time to hide Clay if that's what your wondering."
"Ok."
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Prompt inspired by @jellilyy
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I was going to copy paste it to their post but it won't let me?? Really sorry 😣
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shadowalicegonemad Ā· 5 years ago
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🚩TW: Slight Cursing🚩
Tubbo and Tommy find Blob Dream
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"What the fuck is it?" Tommy poked the small white lump in its stomach area- did it have a stomach?- on the kitchen counter.
The lump shivered and curled into itself before jumping up and marching around the marble, huffing indignantly. Tommy watched it stumble around in slight disgusted amusement.
"I have no idea, but I can't stop looking at it," Tubbo tugged on Tommy's sleeve, "Do you think it's sick?"
Tommy poked it again. This time, the blob chose to shake and jump around.
"I think it's pissed."
Tubbo looked back and thought, "It looks like the clay dolls my grandma used to make."
Tommy wheezed out a laugh as the thing looked at Tubbo and stomped up and down with its stumpy body. It plopped back down, fuming. Tommy picked up the thing by the back of what might have been its neck, considering it mostly consisted of a head and torso, like a kitten, bringing it closer for inspection. A white blur squirmed around in his hand, struggling fruitlessly for escape. It's two black eyes pressed close and it stilled. Fear flashed through both boys, thinking they had killed it, just for it to start up again. Tubbo almost felt sorry for it. Almost.
They had found it jumping around and stealing the day old pizza that Techno left out during his MINECRAFT Monday stream. Tubbo had found it first, believing it was a rat and catching it in a small tupperware container and bringing it to Tommy. The container was quickly taken away once Tommy offered to kill it with the fire wood axe.
They poured the contents onto the counter and, watching a, what might have been lump of snow, tumble out. The thing was still, both boys questioned whether it was even alive. It woke up after a few quick pokes.
Tubbo peered down at it,"Are we going to name it?"
"Of course we're naming it!" The elder flipped his hand over sending the blob tumbling into his other hand, watching it wiggle around into a standing position.
"We could name it Clay?" Turbo quickly realized it had came out as more of a question than an actual statement.
"Like your grandma?"
"Ya."
The thing was still wiggling and huffing, no arms or legs to help it stand. It's nubby body squirmed angrily on Tommy's open palm. "Clay sounds nice."
'Clay' seemed to be contemplating this, stilling belly down and raising its head to both boys. The thing ultimately decided it wasn't a horrible name. The name would have to do. For now.
"Are you hungry?"
"Tubbo, I'm not sure how to tell you this, buddy, but I don't think it knows English."
"It could."
Tubbo glanced back to the open box of pizza. A few pieces of olives and mushrooms had been discarded, leaving only the pepperoni. He picked off the extra toppings setting them to the side of the box. He picked up a paper plate, placing the slice on, and sticking it in the microwave to nuke it.
"What are you doing, Tubbo?"
"We have to feed him!"
"'Him'? It doesn't even have a dick!"
"Well everyone likes pizza."
Tubbo could hear Tommy huff behind him. He glanced away from the microwave to 'Clay' being straightened with Tommy's help. Tubbo smiled, watching Clay be sat back onto the glossy counter.
The microwave beeped and Tubbo brought the paper plate in front of Clay. The white blob hesitantly hobbled forward, maintaining eye contact with Tommy.
Tubbo set the plate down and scooted onto the bar stool by Tommy, "I don't think he likes you."
"I'm like pizza, Tubbo! Everybody loves me."
Clay squeaked defiantly and began nibbling on their pizza. Tubbo chuckled, patting them on their head. They shook off the gentle touch after a moment, continuing with their pizza. Tommy took a slice as well, choosing to nibble on the cold edges. Reaching around, Tubbo popped an olive into his mouth.
"When will Philza and Wilbur be home?"
"Dad should be home with enough time to hide Clay if that's what your wondering."
"Ok."
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Prompt inspired by @jellilyy
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I was going to copy paste it to their post but it won't let me?? Really sorry 😣
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shadowalicegonemad Ā· 5 years ago
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I want Roman painting Virgil's nails while Virgil leans into Roman's chest. Painting nails turns into playing with fingers and smudging Virgil's nails. Then Virgil feels so relaxed with someone playing with his fingers and holding his hands that he falls asleep on Roman.
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shadowalicegonemad Ā· 5 years ago
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Hey. Do you need a hug?
Maybe you’re having a stressful day. Maybe you just need a deep breath. Maybe you just didn’t realize how stressed you are. It’s okay! You deserve love and warmth in your life.
Are you comforted by words?Ā 
Here’s an Emergency Compliment
Here are some kind words you can personalize with your nameĀ 
Here are 15 more emergency complimentsĀ 
Here is a Self Esteem Boosting Confidence MachineĀ 
take a moment - videoĀ 
believe in yourself - videoĀ 
Inspiration from Jacksepticeye - PMAĀ 
encouragement from Mr. Rogers - videoĀ 
you are ENOUGH - videoĀ 
Do you need to hear some pleasant ambient sounds?
How about rain sounds you can customize?Ā 
You can listen to a cafe hereĀ Ā 
or how about a crackling fireplace?Ā Ā 
ASMR? Stimming?Ā 
Soap cutting ASMR - videoĀ 
more soap ASMR - videoĀ 
a 4 hour ASMR video to help with sleepĀ 
ASMR face and scalp massageĀ - video
ASMR slime - videoĀ 
the most satisfying video in the worldĀ 
more satisfying videosĀ 
Lora Zombie speed painting - videoĀ 
Agnes Cecile speed painting - videoĀ Ā 
the fastest workers in the world - videoĀ 
how candy canes are made - videoĀ 
Mr. Rogers shows how crayons are made - videoĀ 
How about a game or activity distraction?
Play 2048 hereĀ 
A whole website of free games!Ā Ā 
play chess against a computerĀ 
Here are some coloring pages you can do online!Ā Ā 
Play Flow online hereĀ 
here’s a game where you stretch a giraffe’s little neck to give kissesĀ 
Learn about the history of life on earth with PBS EonsĀ 
Do you need something soothing?
Control the pattern of rain here! (flashing colors warning)
try doing nothing for two minutesĀ 
Vent to a stranger online for FREE!Ā Ā 
weavesilk, where you can create a soothing patternĀ 
have you ever been to the nicest place on the internet?Ā 
watch Bob Ross bring joy to painting - playlistĀ 
How about a laugh?
Vines you can show your grandparentsĀ 
History of the entire world, I guessĀ Ā 
History of JapanĀ 
Rhett and Link caption failsĀ 
Thomas Sanders VinesĀ 
The Demented Cartoon Movie (warning for flashing colors)Ā 
The ASDF movie 1-11Ā 
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale Ā (warnings for some bruises and some violence)
Rhett and Link VS Hank Green - SHUT UP AND DANCEĀ 
It’s going to be okay. Today may be the worst day of your life - but tomorrow won’t be. Life is a series of ups and downs, and that means there’s going to be good and bad. Drink some water, let yourself cry if you need to, and get a good night’s sleep. You’ll feel better in the morning.Ā 
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shadowalicegonemad Ā· 5 years ago
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Chewy 🐸
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Does Rhubarb like Frogs? if so, which ones?
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i think he would like glass frogs :)
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shadowalicegonemad Ā· 5 years ago
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Say what you want about tiktok but the trend of writing the captions onto the video? That’s super helpful/inclusive for deaf/HH people (and even people who don’t speak a language natively etc) and I just think that’s kinda cool.
So many platforms have videos that aren’t accessible to people, but it’s become the norm on tiktok to caption the videos and that’s pretty nice. Also since the captions are actually on the video, that means when it gets reposted to other websites it is still accessible!
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shadowalicegonemad Ā· 5 years ago
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it’s december 19th you know what that means
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shadowalicegonemad Ā· 5 years ago
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guys when is virgil's bday
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