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An affectionate bunt for Optimus, and the Blue is off. Better to finish things up sooner than later. “Thanks!”

Arguing with Unicron is NOT an excuse to ignore your paperwork unless it ends in one of you dying.

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“Alright, then everything’s good. I’m taking the rest of it down to the filing office today. Sorry for the snark- Delivery deadlines always stress me out.”

Arguing with Unicron is NOT an excuse to ignore your paperwork unless it ends in one of you dying.

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Arguing with Unicron is NOT an excuse to ignore your paperwork unless it ends in one of you dying.

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“…uh- it’s a trade secret. Because I work in the Magnus’s office. If I gave away how we get intelligence, I’d be breaking the law.”

Also, if Optimus knew how Bluestreak knew he’d probably hide his diary better.

Maybe? I want more practice with my shield generators, mostly, and-

…wait, aren’t you the guy who makes out with Optimus sometimes?

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It might be odd, but Strika scares Blue more than Unicron does. Her trainees are no joke, either. At least they’re a good alternative to causing problems on purpose?

“…she does. It’s not exactly glaring down the chaos bringer, but it’s pretty decent practice.”

He grumbles but puts away his shields.

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You people got me thinking about TFA again, danger. It just reminded me that I’ve drawn bot!jack that style and as such he DOES have a verse for it.

Part of me wants to be funny and call him ‘bluestreak’, just because his streaks here are actually red.

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TFA style is so hard. why do i suffer like this. why

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He grumbles but puts away his shields.

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Maybe? I want more practice with my shield generators, mostly, and-

…wait, aren’t you the guy who makes out with Optimus sometimes?

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Can I also threaten Unicron for fun and profit?

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Threatening to bite the unmaker a new set of holes is a new one.

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He was not expecting a sudden TUG and now his face is full of blankets. Bleh. This is the price he pays for messing with the leggy. …acceptable price.

Cuddles are nice. Purrpurrpurr.

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Ooop-!

Leggy grabbed. Blue is gonna get yanked under the covers by that leggy. Then get cuddled.

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...so, uh, is your guys' lawn mower supposed to be growling like that?

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*riffing on a comically large harmonica*

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Reviews are in, do not become the robot pope. Robot religion is messy.

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I don't think it's a great idea for ANYBODY to be god. Cybertron got pretty intense over appointing the robot pope- choosing a new deity would end up being way worse.

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MAGICKING A RAIN SHOWER OF HEAVY PILLOWS SHAPED LIKE WHIRL'S WOOB UPON JACK

You're all really lucky Jack doesn't have to breathe. Otherwise this might be dangerous.

...but because he DOESN'T need to breathe, it's kind of nice. Relaxing. The weight's soothing. He'll call someone to help him out of the pile in a little bit. For now, he's gonna chill.