She/herLook at my lawyer dawg im going to jailll 08 babyyyyAirbuds @ s.210 ❤️🧡🤍🩷💜
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ignore me I’m tryna sort out my artfight profile 💔
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ignore me I’m tryna sort out my artfight profile 💔
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Finally done with season 1.....yahoo.....
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it’s sad to realize, but one of my favorite TV series was cancelled :C (in the flesh, hannibal, now dirk, whyyy) well, let’s remember how exciting it was to watch Dirk and his adventures! and remember, everything is connected!
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Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!
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i like the summertime because i feel like i am returning to a version of myself that only exists from may–august but she is always the same person each time and i like being her and seeing the world through her eyes again
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I do wholeheartedly believe Wes Anderson is a sick sick freak. I like his movies but I definitely think this guy has like a hidden room in his spacious french apartment that he slips into quietly each night and it is just filled with tiny little doll replicas of all the actors he's ever used in any of his movies and he puppets them around and mimicks their voices and shit. and sometimes he'll text Owen Wilson pictures of his little doll with a comb or something from an untraceable number and pair it with like "see how I take care of you Owen?" and then the following day Owen Wilson will find him at the service table and go, "Geez Wes look at this," and Wes will pretend to be all concerned and horrified but there is this calculating almost eager look in his eyes that unsettles Owen Wilson. and the next time Wes is having a little soiree with all his actors, his beloved beloved actors, maybe Owen Wilson will accidentally get lost on his way to the beautiful bathroom and find that little room and see all those dolls and his throat will hitch with horror. And before he can call Bill Murray or Adrian Brody to look a dark silhouette will appear in the doorway and Wes looks sort of resigned when he says, "I see you finally found my secret, Owen," and Owen Wilson will try and pretend that he's fine with it but they both know better. and Wes will go (the look in his eyes back again) "We both know this can't get out, right?" and he'll grin very suddenly and Owen Wilson will laugh along very nervously and leave the room and eat some brioche and when the evening is over he will rush over to his Prius and frantically click his keys but over the cobbles on the beautiful beautiful street there is the sound of footsteps. and tears are running down Owen Wilson's cheeks but he can't say a word and Wes, emerging from the shadows, will gently touch him on the shoulder and say, "look, I'll drive you to the airport, huh?" and Owen Wilson will try to refuse but they both know it's futile. and, halfway through the drive, Wes Anderson will smile and say, "I'll miss working with you" and then perfectly jump and roll out of the car, wiping off his corduroy pants, while Owen Wilson's Prius swerves into a local patisserie, bursting into flames
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atp the only way we’re going to get out of this ai shit while people’s brains are still semi intact is to start bribing influencers and tiktokers into saying chatgpt is cringe and it emits a frequency that blocks your divine energy which can only be channeled back by reading a book and talking to your friends
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction
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The gavinners could write your’e crashing but your no wave but fall out boy could neverrrr write guilty love

#The target audience for this post is me myself and i#Go ask the wind or better yet herr forehead… OBJECTION!!!!!! Gets me everytime 😭 pete wentz needs to step up his songwriting this is deeep#ace attorney#ace attorney shitpost#klavier gavin#shitpost#the gavinners#fall out boy
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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith
#13 hours of english homework alone this holiday#its over im so cooked#all i can do is stare at my laptop
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Bit late but check out the apollo cosplay for mcm comicon yesterday (saturday) 🔥🔥
Kinda sad ill never see most of the people i spoke to again 💔💔 everyone was so cool and kind omg
#ace attorney#apollo justice#cosplay#apollo justice cosplay#ace attorney cosplay#mcm london#mcm 2025#mcm saturday
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the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.
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Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”
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