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Boy I could never be a doctor! I can hardly take care of a spot on my foot without passing out! Natural selection did good with this one 👌🏻
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virgo, gemini, scorpio, taurus
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if guardian angels rly do exist mine is off somewhere drinking vodka straight from the bottle and pretending i don’t exist
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When the hero and the villain have to team up to defeat an even bigger, more threatening villain 
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avengers who
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*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.
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I went to a wedding today and now I feel all fuzzy ☺️ I haven't felt like this in a while!
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Idiot messaged me a few weeks ago and I was super good about being really strong about it and such but I thought about it today and it took a whole lot in me to not message him back soooo I guess I'm not making as much progress as I thought I was
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writers: how are we gonna top ourselves! we got tons of exciting stuff in store!! at least eleven big bads this season!!!! whos gonna survive who won’t????!! 3 love triangles and 2 quadrangles!!!! 
me: I’ll Pay You 5$ To Let The Characters Just Simply Talk To Each Other For Once
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know what I always disliked when i was growing up? when adults would tell me not to say i hated something because “hate is a strong word.” yeah???? so???? im 9 and i have strong feelings
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CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE
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Obergruppenführer John Smith in The Man in the High Castle 1x2: “Sunrise”
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When those hateful invasive thoughts come back with a vengeance!!!!
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