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im tired of people making fictional characters they dont like randomly homo/transphobic it's always way funnier when character who suck are inexplicably allies

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there are. broadly speaking. 2 types of whump fanfictions. the first is the type where the author is torturing the character or putting them in situations because they are a sexual or emotional pervert, or better yet both, which is the good and righteous whump. and then the 2nd type is the shit i dont like that reads like that daniel ortberg piece on how to respond to criticism where the point is just what a pwoor little baby the blorbo is and how everyone thinks they look so brave and beautiful suffering under the waterfall

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the problem with how people characterize narumitsu is that they only see them as the grumpy and the sunshine ship dynamic, so they end up writing phoenix as a golden retriever and miles as an old gay queen.

but like, phoenix is such a bitch. the bitchiest bitch that ever bitched, actually. he enjoys sarcasm and trash talking, but he has this thing called "situational awareness", so he knows not to behave like a massive cunt in front of people involved in a murder investigation

on the other hand miles gets easily flustered and his fight or flight response to being caught off guard is spitting a venomous comeback. but in his head he's making puns. he's thinking about how the plants are beautiful. he's like an easily spooked horse who is also a dork that gets into a staring contest with a dog. and then loses

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It’s been a long time, Wr—

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new developments in morioh

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just me and my shit yaoi from a thing thats bad

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miles edgeworth does not believe for a single second that being gay is something to be "proud" of. he's still stuck on whether or not being alive is something to be ashamed of.

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hear me out cake: beanix edition

the rest of the series: (1) (2) (3) (4)

requested by @get-klavier-gavin-to-therapy

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hear me out cake

(awesome sequel to this post)

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awesome sequel to this post

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I think she hits 55 and she has a crisis, pulls a sort of accidental Alexis Mead (if you’ve seen Ugly Betty you know if not look it up) and comes back from an extended trip to Europe trans and refusing to talk about it. Loved ones are uh. Not happy about the repeat of the “prosecutor miles Edgeworth chooses death” situation. But that kind of works out for Edgeworth because it, again, means she doesn’t have to talk about being transgender. Because everyone is mad at her for faking her own death twice

I can’t see Edgeworth as transmasc bc she’s just such a deeply repressed egg to me

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I can’t see Edgeworth as transmasc bc she’s just such a deeply repressed egg to me

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If you see this post you’re legally required to tell me at least one trans woman headcanons you have for a canonically male character, I never get to see transfem headcanons like that, give me them, and for equality of my own please know estrogen could have saved Insector Haga and Dinosaur Ryuzaki I will not elaborate, also Yuya.

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from certain angles Jayce really looks like a dog that ate bees. The fuck kind of mandible implants did they give that guy

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i love to read a character's stoicism as awkwardness. yeah your posture is great and you're mysteriously surveying the scene but it's because you're stiff af and don't know how to approach anyone, right?

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i ship phoenix wright and the gradual loss of innocence :) :)