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sunglasses emoji

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The random doodles, one being a redraw of an old parody I did before

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Freaking human starscream

the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators

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Well, your loss, you getting rid of that joy is fine by me

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I still do that cause funny

you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

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First off, most wrapping PAPER is recyclable, the ones that are not are covered in foil or lamenent, if you are concerned for the environment, wrapping paper is the least of your concern

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MERRY KRISMAS!

Bonus sketch:

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My computer looked something like this

I just use file explorer

“How does he find anything??”

“And you know what the other thing about most of these are? They just have TheNumber.jpg.”

“What the fuck?!”

“So they’re not even—there’s no titles on them—“

“So how would he find anything???”

“I don’t know.”

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Though I’m not exactly cis I’m more of a C.I.S

(CONFEDERACY of INDEPENDENT SYSTEMS)

*Ha funny joke*

If I make a mistake and call someone the wrong thing and they notice, I just correct myself and say the right name and move on like nothing happened, if you knew the person as one thing for a long time it’s going to be hard naturally, just correct yourself if you mess up and don’t make a ruckus out of it to avoid drawing attention to the person.

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It’s funny how I would just tear the wrappings into shreds anyway, for me that’s the best part 😂

I found a guide for a no tape, easy to unwrap wrapping tutorial to make Christmas a little more accessible, wish I just found it sooner

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i always mean it when i say i love you btw

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Um.. okay this is frighteningly um.. wow!

@dumbass-brunette how!?

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

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Z

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

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Everyone always says they’re depressed but why is no one ever protuberant?

@dumbass-brunette

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Fun fact: hippos are omnivorous and are in fact not obligate herbivores, they will occasionally eat Animal carcasses. so about not wanting to eat you, they may or may not eat you after they evict your soul from your body causing you to meet your ancestors sooner then expected

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Funnily enough, this isn’t the only language that does this, maybe not with the exactly same word but with words that sound the same and are also spelled the same 😂

i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language

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Me and my pookie @frankiestein42 have started posting a BloodWeave fic, it’s called Correspondence it’s completely written and updating two chapters every Monday I’d love if you guys checked it out :3