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Do you guys think Dess took her stash into the depths

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Victory~

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Sucks to suck

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Hey guys let me tell you about advance fee scams

I hope y'all are familiar with these in this day and age, especially my artists out there, because they're incredibly common.

About half an hour ago I posted a drawing and tagged it #artists on tumblr, and very quickly received this comment.

My scam radar went off immediately, due to the generic blog name and lack of any emotion in the comment, but I decided it might be an entertaining venture so I dmed them. They asked for a drawing "of these", and sent me a random selfie. I got the details and told them it would be $15, and they promptly offered me $300. At this point I know it's a scam, but I play along for funsies and give them my paypal. Shortly, they send me this image for "confirmation" (I blocked out my email)

And they began to insist that I checked my email. I looked in my spam folder and found the following email.

This is fake. This is not a thing. And the "you're to refund the $200.00 back" is the scam. They send vaguely official-looking emails at you to "prove" that they sent you the money, then have you send them $200 (or however much the scam is for). Then, surprise surprise, you're out $200.

I continued to play along for a bit, and in the second email "Paypal" told me that I had to refund the $200 before they could "credit the $300 to my account", along with these lovely threats.

And yeah, it's silly. But it's not silly if you don't know and get scammed. So. Spread, please! And thank you very much to @mlaurel for the opportunity to get these screenshots.

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Seeing double 💗

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I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude

I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either

Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i liked problematic tropes

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dude, i just found the craziest game, you GOTTA play it. yeah dude, totally revolutionary, just play it bro. but- but dont search ANYTHING about it, go in as blind as you can, you'll LOVE it. what's it about?? sorry dude, can't talk about it without getting into spoiler territory. you know how it is haha. ...what?? the NAME of the game?? are you fucking crazy?? are you insane?!?? that will absolutely RUIN the experience!! yeah, this is one of those knowledge based games yeah! any info will make it literally unplayable. yeah. just- just play it blind, it'll be toootally worth it, believe me on this one. huh? ..where do you download it?? dude. DUUUDE. are you fucking paying attention. duuuuuude

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Hell yeah Thug

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i wish the usa education system was so bad that it wouldnt teach yall how to use the internet or a computer and at least the rest of the world would be spared of your chauvinism and deranged faux progressive politics

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horrible news: you have to practice to level up your skills because it's unrealistic to think you'll be good at everything first try