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visual representation of what just happened to me an hour ago

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i know what this situation needs…explicit fanfiction

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Mouthwashing doodles. Things get boring on the Tulpar :)

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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every single person on our planet has at least one fictional character that will make them install fortnite

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*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back

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Hello, been a while!!

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Starting a new religion. I'm not sure about the belief system yet, but the temples need to include obstacle courses of dangerous death traps that need to keep working for at least 2,000 years.

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Imagine playing dead by daylight and springtrap growls some "you will submit" shit in your ear im sorry I wouldn't be scared id cum

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Self-explanatory

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We have enough to share

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.