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Made a mouthwashing animation yayyy

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Shinsou: You don't get to choose your biological family Aizawa: Yeah well you don't get to choose your found family either. The adoption papers are already signed

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Me when my musical has a -town suffix, town represents where you go when you die, narrator/character who is aware its a story but actively participates, story repeating being mentioned in show, 75% through gets a good ending, instantly goes downhill, is not a happy musical. its a sad song, two main characters are a love story representing capitalist vs. anti-capitalist ideals, two love stories in different generations, main villain utilizes people in poverty’s needs for his own gain, deep voiced male main villain with an out-of-love tough woman lover who has a big solo song. who also ends up siding with the protagonist in the end, somewhat clueless but hopeful young man mc, begins with music interlude, introduction to show, then song about how poverty affects your life, is mainly brass accompanied by piano, ends with epilogue explaining how things will always go the same way, has the ensemble as greek chorus, underhandedly addresses the consequences of economic inequality, the entire beginning of the show’s problems is climate-related, main couple fall in love very suddenly, it is their first time & are eventually separated as one of them dies, the second act is when the sheeple wake up and decide to fight for their lives.

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"everyone wants sex and romance"

WRONG

I want fuzzy blankies

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*joker voice* a gender is friends with the same gender, and no one bats an eye. but when i am friends with a different gender...

SOCIETY. SOCIETY CALLS IT DATING.

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hate all the phrases that are sex-coded fr. The other day I was telling a friend “I just want more physical intimacy” and had to be like “fuck wait no” because I literally just want to be able to wrap my arms around my friends from behind and play with their hands or hair and have them come up behind me and tuck their chins over my head. “I want to sleep with you” but I literally mean I want to. Sleep. In the same bed. With you. Cuddling. Why is everything so difficult I am killing everyone

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sorry that i disappeared off the face of the earth, there were some technical difficulties lmao

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Not my usual content, but I made something I wanted to share...

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I love fics where Tomura gets saved by a hero like all might or eraser head as much as the next guy, but what I really want is some no name hero picking him up off the street before afo can get him. The image of the most powerful villain of all time loosing one of his best pawns because the #437 hero saw a little boy by the side of the road and told that little boy he would support his dreams is hilarious to me!

"Yes Tomura, I'll still be coming to your science fair! I'm not qualified to respond to this call for backup anyway, so unless the backup needs backup I'll be there"

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could the beach painting not be intended as a somewhat ~racy~ depiction (see: the topless woman), hence the short/tight clothes?

oh it 1000% is

that is his Fantasy Version of Combinations, I'm convinced

it's like that one artist nobody now realizes loved to depict women half-dressed, because corset-covers look like tank tops to us and petticoats look like normal (even old-fashioned and concealing!) skirts. what was that guy's name? with all the blue silk?

...TOULMOUCHE

this woman is showing her underwear. a glimpse of petticoat might be fine, but Skirt Hiking To Reveal A Huge Amount? nope. that is a sexy painting.

Lounging About With My Bodice Inexplicably Open is a popular Toulmouche theme. the white "tank top" is also underwear. note the half-up hair- that is also sexy!

damnit, Toulmouche why is this lady sexy? there's a kid in the painting! have some decency! but no, Mama is praying with her child while inexplicably having removed specifically her bodice but not her skirt. nor has she just changed into nightclothes before putting the kiddo to bed like a normal person. also that is clearly her chemise and her skirt would not close over it without her corset on; the fat distribution would be all different.

this one is just gay. Mlle. Red is clearly into Mlle. Nightwear/Lingerie and her sexy 1880s pixie cut (I think? either that or her hair is blending REALLY well with the shadows). I'm here for it

"this letter is so distressing that I had to stop midway through getting dressed and put on my Bolero of Sadness. and lounge seductively against the screen. sad-ductively, I mean"

Get dressed to the point of putting bodice on

do not put bodice on

don Tiny Vest

pin roses to corset cover that would 100% negate purpose of corset cover if actually attached to it

???

Toulmouche(TM)

Once again, that's not even her corset-cover. It's the top part of her combinations. how is her skirt fitting without the corset it was fitted on top of? Seamstresses Hate Local Painter Of Specific Fetish For This One Weird Fitting Trick!

(also, "you wanted to paint a woman in this one very particular unlikely undress state you find hot, but you painted her making out with a mirror and called it Vanity etc." there's actually a version of this called Vanity, and she's fully dressed. this one is The Mirror.)

I've got nothing. Extremely obvious late Victorian undergarment on top normal late Victorian skirt on bottom, fucking Renaissance Revival pearl-encrusted sleeves. Why not. Why, indeed, the fuck not.

WHAT IS WITH THE LITTLE VEST

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this took me almost 5hrs and i cannot look at it anymore😭 i genuinely cannot tell what it looks like anymore but i think i like it!!

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IM GONNA KICK ANT. I NEED HIM TO STOP BEING AWKWARD WITH JESS- IM EXPERIENCING SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT AND IT IS FATAL.

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my brother just said “finn looks good as a nekton” and as you can tell by my drawings of him, i 100% agree. (we were watching finn comes aboard)

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As I start preparing to post the first chapter or two of my HTTYD/The Deep story sometime in the next few days, here’s some stuff to look forward to over the general entirety of the story. Doesn’t necessarily happen in this order, but anyone willing to read this story will be treated to…

- Snotlout slowly growing into the role of mom-friend of the group, but only over the domestic stuff

- Short haired Ruffnut

- Viggo lowkey mentoring/parenting/wine-aunting the Riders while in the literal middle of fighting them

- The Berk cast dealing with Gustav sassing them while Fanghook sits in the background

- Terrible Terror squad

- Fontaine smacking Ant the first time they meet, unaware it’s her own little brother

- Dagur and Mala being a haters-to-lovers romance, with them at each others throats in the beginning, and then being caught snogging in a closet less than a month later, while Heather acts like the step-kid who doesn’t immediately like the stepparent

- Chicken being an icon

- Snotlout, the twins, and Fishlegs realizing Ant and Kari, being twelve and thirteen respectively at the start of the story, haven’t been given the talk yet

- Pansexual Tuffnut

- Alvin being the dad that didn’t want the dragon at first, but becomes besties with the dragon

- Johann being bullied by teenagers and tweenagers

- Kaiko and Will parenting their children’s friends

- Sheep rivalry

And plenty more as well