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HOMESTRETCH, FOLKS! IN THE NEXT HOUR, PART TWO OF PRELIMS BEGINS!

and the beast/beast/ancients/ancients bracket if i make it in time

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ANIMATIC ANIMATIC ANIMATIC

DO IT DO IT DO IT

Greetings once again, it is I, the Choco x Therapy submitter. I have come again with more propaganda.

If Choco x Therapy wins, I shall draw fanart of the ship. A full scene. I shall begin the glorious uprise of this ship.

CACKLED WHEN I SAW THIS

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--PROPAGANDA--

MozzArrow: - They have similar vibes - Mozzarella introduces Carrow to the internet and gambling. Carrow is both amazed and concerned.

LovePetal: - Pink yuri - Cotton Candy would write the sweetest love letters to Cherry Blossom guys. She's implied to have a crush,,,,,

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MY EVILNESS IS SPREADING

Anastasia au... Caramel Arrow CoD member... I have thought about an AU where she joins the CoD in the same ways as they got Dark Choco. Now I'm adding this other AU to my brain too.

ALSO THIS IS IRONIC, someone mentions a princess related au JUST WHEN I THOUGHT:

"Would it be too cliche to imagine a beauty and the beast AU of this too? Where Caramel Arrow makes the CoD let go of Dark Choco in exchange for her? And she "forcefully" (she keeps escaping and comming back) lives with Red Velvet????"

HEHEHEHHEHEHHEH. (i'm losing it !! :D)

i might be able to get the polls out tonight if i'm fast enough (help)

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they only have two interactions but god are they fun

legit screamed when i saw this and now my roommate is looking at me like "tf" i'm dying

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Caravelvet Anastasia au where Red Velvet and Schwarzwalder and/or Licorice take an amnesiac Caramel back to Dark Cacao under the guise returning the lost princess but are actually planning to use her as a hostage for Dark Enchantress, but Velvet and Caramel start to fall for each other and Velvet has to decide if it worth betraying and potentially dying to DE or losing Caramel forever

Idk I know nothing about these two, this came into my head while scrolling thru your blog and listening to the Anastasia broadway playlist

@pinkmintitz On my way to throttle you!! 😊

You put the ship in people’s heads and now I get asks like this

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Greetings once again, it is I, the Choco x Therapy submitter. I have come again with more propaganda.

If Choco x Therapy wins, I shall draw fanart of the ship. A full scene. I shall begin the glorious uprise of this ship.

CACKLED WHEN I SAW THIS

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*me, checking my notifs* *sees a little green pop-up, clicks it*

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BUTTERVELVET VS DARKWOLF POLL ENDED EARLY???

Guys I swear I checked them all they were all supposed to go for three days. Guys. Guys.

Uh congratulations [checks notes] ButterVelvet!! On being the first ones to move forward???

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*side-eyes half the ships in the prelim brackets*

Well we're already halfway there, I can give you my spreadsheet if you want to peruse it /silly

I’m genuinely curious how many people submitted SmokedBurningCheese, bc I actually submitted it bc I didn’t see it on the first tallying post and Fix A Beast made me adore them haha

(Idk if this is propaganda bc I’m talking about them? Asdfghjkl)

*opens my spreadsheet and blows away the dust*

there were eight total for BOTH ships, which is why we had the special round between the two. i could've included both, but the herd must be thinned !!

"the herd must be thinned," i say as i finish my set up for Prelims Part Two and begin on the beast/beast/ancient/ancient bracket. yes they are an entirely separate category, mostly because i didn't want them to sweep the rest of the prelims. side-eyes shadowsalt. shadowsugar. shadowflour. there is a common theme here.

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Dog and Deer coded. Dog and Deer coded. Dog and Deer coded. Dog and Deer coded. Dog and Deer coded. Dog and Deer coded.Dog and Deer coded. Dog and Deer coded. Dog and Deer coded.Dog and Deer coded. Dog and Deer coded. Dog and Deer coded.

Dogs are omnivores and used for hunting, but not natural predators of deers. Deers are usually prey, but the only reasson they fear dogs is because of they are relatives to the wolves.

Neither is the predator, both are the prey. Both are the servant animal of someone of higher place. One trained to hunt and destroy, and the other to pull heavy weight and defend. The dog is not supposed to bite the deer because is too big for him, the deer is not supposed to ram into the dog since is more easy to run away.

They also are not supposed to sit in the forest together. The dog wagging his tail with no fear of the antlers piercing him. The deer breathing peacefully even with those teeth so close. Is unnatural. Is impossible.

Is happening right now. There is a deer of the snowy mountains that is petting the dogs fur.

There is a dog from darkness itself that is doing the exact same.

Forgetting the weapons made by hand,

training of long years,

and mechanisms from nature itself.

There is a little spot in the forest, where the sun barely shines.

Where you hear paw prints and hoofs, play as if they are from the same kind.

Ignoring the unnatural and forsaken, the instincts and the sense of duty they have.

Where the gods of war can't lay eye, is where they decided to rest for tonight.

(did I just made fucking poetry? Idk, English is not my first language. Anyways now I will for reals stupid tormenting you so I can doodle this fuckers)

I can't draw deer from memory but I was too lazy to get a reference so you get this instead. I'm normal <3

First fics and now poetry in my inbox?? I’m getting treated so well yalls

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Is the power of insanity and free will

Anyways, Red Velvet tends to give Caramel a lot of kisses all over her face because he defenetly has fucked up genetics from that arm that gives him dog behaivor. So a way to show affection is burying his face against her hair or neck, or trying to not get excited everytime he sees her again but is clear because sometimes he straight up tackles her.

But is not like Caramel is better, that woman rams into him when she catches him by surprise as a way to annoy him (Caramel deer coded my beloved-)

rendered speechless by ship headcanons. you. when i get you,,,

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I know the poll for them isn't out yet, but I just want to share my rarepair of Fig Cookie x Pastry Cookie (FigPastry)

With a comic, of course. Actually, two comics! One lyric comic and one original comic. (Warning: Angst and an OC in the 2nd comic)

Just Fig Cookie being there for Pastry Cookie when she's going through her most traumatic moments and her religious guilt (if I got that detail right...)

BASED COMICS BASED COMICS

Starmilk vs Figpastry might give me an aneurysm.

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If Caravelvet wins against the Evil Advisors, I will do a whole essay or presentation about the playlist explaining why I choosed each and everyone of those songs and raiting them relating to the ship.

Yes, each and everyone. I ain't joking.

You all scare me. I mean this is in a positive way, but what and how do you guys have time for this 🦐

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Am I being biased? Yes. Am I supposed to be Professional? Also yes. That being said:

READ THE SPICEDCHOCO ONESHOT. I’M IN SHAMBLES. HELP.

If you haven’t voted yet… looks at SpicedChoco. Looks at you. Looks at SpicedChoco again. Hi. My reputable sources (my friends, keeping me updated on the poll percentages) are telling me ChiliRye is sweeping. Give SpicedChoco some love. As a treat. As a kudos for this lovely oneshot that appeared in my askbox.

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SpicedChoco: - We've already been over this here - Choco surprising Bspice by just being himself would mean so much to me specifically - Guy who likes to go to bars and casinos and guy who works late at the office job (Choco) like "sweetheart come home and cook dinner" and the gambler (Bspice) like "one more game" [from my sister] - [anon propaganda] [anon bribery] [ANON WROTE AN ENTIRE ONESHOT READ IT NOWWWWW]

ChiliRye: - The sheriff and the outlaw - Oldgen yuri. This has been around since Rye Cookie came out.

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I’ve exposed my identity somewhere else but I’m not exposing it here

ANYWAY SPICEDCHOCO FIC BRIBERY GNEHEHEHEHEHE

Small warning it’s long as SHIT

It had barely been a week into this marriage when the prince and beast began slowly cooling down. Dark Choco with his coldness, and Burning Spice with his destructive wrath.

Burning Spice still didn't understand. How on the witches worthless candy rock was this small, stoic brat so... oddly charming..? It infuriated him, yet he found himself drawn to it in a strange, dream-like way.

He was even more drawn the first time he saw Dark Choco eating what looked like soup with some of the spiciest peppers in the area without breaking so much as a small sniffle. Dark Choco seemed to notice the stares, looking up at Burning Spice through his raven hair.

"Is something wrong?" Dark Choco questioned, almost blankly, save for the tinge of curiosity.

Burning Spice had to give himself another moment to process before he began sputtering out a response, which soon turned into yelling.

"HOW!? You're just- TAKING IT?! What about the SPICE?! The BURN?! The HEAT?!"

"I've always liked spicy food," Dark Choco responded, almost too casually, "I like the kick it adds."

Burning Spice could have sworn he combusted on the spot.

This small thing.

Liking spicy food?

He had no words, not even as Dark Choco stood and handed him a bowl of his own. All the Beast of Destruction managed to do was sit across from the prince, staring at his reflection in the food as Dark Choco continued to eat. He was still baffled, unable to think of anything to say in response for another five minutes.

"...It adds a.. kick?" Burning Spice finally questioned, looking up at Dark Choco.

Dark Choco let out a small hum in response, his hands cupping his own bowl as he took a sip. "It does, it's nice.. most of the food in the Dark Cacao Kingdom was bitter and.. occasionally bland. Any time I had the chance I would add anything spicy just to feel that slight kick of heat. I suppose that's how I feel with you."

Burning Spice's grip on his bowl tightened to the point of creaking under his grasp. The best thing he could thing of to do in the moment to hide his uncharacteristic embarrassment and flush was to down the bowl entirely, gulp by gulp until the bowl was empty.

Once done, he slammed the bowl down and stood, staring Dark Choco in the eyes with a fiery and slightly playful snarl.

"ALRIGHT, BRAT! YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE SPICE!? TRY HANDLING MY SPICE!"

The beast's breath was heavy, but to his surprise, Dark Choco let out a small chuckle, which turned into a genuine laugh.

"What? WHAT'S SO FUNNY!? I CAN CRUSH YOU, WRENCH!" Burning Spice nearly screamed.

Dark Choco merely shook his head, reaching for a napkin, and grabbing the edge of his cape once he noticed none were nearby. Burning Spice's gaze snapped to the movement, a slight curious glaze frosting over the fiery playful fury.

To add to his surprise, Dark Choco ripped the corner off the fabric, raising it to Burning Spice's mouth and chin, wiping away soup remnants that the beast hadn't noticed he had covering his face until now. He fell silent once more as he stared at Dark Choco as he withdrew the make-shift napkin.

Dark Choco didn't seem to notice what he'd done either, as after a few seconds of prolonged eye contact, he cleared his throat and backed up a bit, hands fiddling with the torn cloak.

"Apologies, I couldn't exactly focus on your words seriously with that mess-"

"You tore your cape... for that? Why? Such a meaningless and brief act of destruction!"

"Creation can offer me a new one."

Burning Spice stared. This.. this... ...cookie.. Dark Choco, he was.. more intriguing than he thought. Charming, slightly destructive in his own strange little way... he was drawn to it. He felt a warm pang in his chest, and without another words, sat back down, pulling the prince- his prince- into his arms, laying him against his chest. He didn't know why he was doing this, but... it felt.. nice.. like when he was destroying.. like... when he was helping the first kingdom under his care grow...

His arms tightened around Dark Choco briefly, loosening only when feeling the smaller's hand against his arm.

"...You are strange..." Burning Spice grumbled.

"So are you." Dark Choco replied, softly.. too softly.

Burning Spice huffed in response. It wasn't till he noticed he was on his back with Dark Choco ontop of him, fast asleep, had he realized he'd fallen asleep as well. Cuddling with this prince, this cookie.. Dark Choco... his husband.

He let himself enjoy the warmth he hadn't felt in eons, and for the first time in what felt like forever.

He truly loved something. Someone.

And they loved him back.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

-SpicedChoco Anon

everyone else go home, we have the Propaganda Ever.

“YOU���RE JUST TAKING IT” hi hello hi I’m normal. help. I’m. me.

SPICEDCHOCO PLEASE WIN SPICEDCHOCO PLEASE. THIS IS EFFORT. DEDICATION. THIS IS A FIC IN MY ASKBOX AND I REFUSE TO LET IT GO TO WASTE

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What are you going to do with ties? :0

(Asking bc I saw a 50-50 split last night, idk if it’s still that way rn but I’m curious regardless)

MOZZARROW AND LOVEPETAL ARE NECK AND NECK AND IT IS BRINGING ME IMMENSE JOY TO WATCH

if a tie manages to happen, it depends on how i'm feeling that day! i might ask my wonderful husband (carl-bot) who should win, or do a sudden death round, or just pick based on my personal bias! there's also the option of letting them each go up against the next ship and creating some sort of weird three-way war.