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“gay isn’t an umbrella term” “isn’t camp exclusively a mlm term” “can there be a gay space with no wlw”
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this is about the phantom of the opera…. which opened on broadway in 1988
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gghhhhuhhhhhjjrrrrrnrkkrkdkdkkkkkkkkaaaaaabahahq
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call me joe biden because i be farting
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Nein Herr Silber, NEIN! 😩 Bad dustsucker*!!!
I swear, this thing is like a dog who is utterly determined to raid the cat food at the slightest opportunity.
Try to let him run around another room for a little while before it gets too late for the noise, while I do something in the kitchen. Turn my back for just a minute, so he trundles in to stick that greedy little robovac face straight into the cat plates AGAIN!

I love the way he also shoves them all around the floor in the process, knocking kibble all over the damned place in the meantime. Which he then refuses to pick up, preferring to send the bits skittering around the floor with those brushes. 😒 Good thing the broom and dustpan-onna-stick were right there on standby
Seriously though, I usually pick up those plates whenever he's expected to putter around the kitchen. But, this time I was trying to keep him out of there for just a few minutes, and didn't bother. My bad!

So yeah, rescue the cat plates and send Herr Silber off into the living room. So, who comes sneaking straight back toward those same plates?
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* Literal translation from both Swedish and German, actually. Sounds like you're insulting the vacuum cleaners every time. And rightly so, in this case! 😅
Also, he's Herr Silber because he's a Silvercrest from Lidl. And my sense of humor is what it is.
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Part of a challenge art trade I’m doing with my girlfriend :D
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character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!
the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!
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Bearded Man Playfully Poses for Pin-Up Calendar to Raise Money for Children’s Charity
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