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its impregnate that man monday ladies and gentlemen.
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joe biden should make it a law so that any time i fall asleep on the couch at night 400 cops have to come to my house and gently move me to my bed without waking me and then they all fall into a machine under the floor that grinds them up and converts them into a new kind of special gel that can be fed to elderly horses to make them sick
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you like me...for me..? (blushes) (cums all over the

huh

as you wish lord
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Can we make a perfect penis poll through coordination on the notes and tumblr telepathy
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extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all
examples:
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