coolade
coolade
I May Be Ade, But I鈥檓 Not Cool
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22 | they/he | queer & aro | illustration major | twunk in training, man-lover extraordinaire | art tag is #my art
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coolade 3 days ago
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one of the most perfect images ive ever taken
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coolade 3 days ago
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coolade 8 days ago
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coolade 8 days ago
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coolade 9 days ago
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coolade 9 days ago
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its impregnate that man monday ladies and gentlemen.
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coolade 9 days ago
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joe biden should make it a law so that any time i fall asleep on the couch at night 400 cops have to come to my house and gently move me to my bed without waking me and then they all fall into a machine under the floor that grinds them up and converts them into a new kind of special gel that can be fed to elderly horses to make them sick
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coolade 9 days ago
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coolade 10 days ago
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coolade 12 days ago
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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
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coolade 16 days ago
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coolade 17 days ago
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you like me...for me..? (blushes) (cums all over the
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huh
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as you wish lord
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coolade 17 days ago
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me every day cause I don鈥檛 understand anything
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coolade 18 days ago
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Can we make a perfect penis poll through coordination on the notes and tumblr telepathy
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coolade 18 days ago
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extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all
examples:
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coolade 20 days ago
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coolade 20 days ago
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