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boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, that's why i post on tumblr during company time

some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

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Goofballs

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WOW CHALLENGERS HUH

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There’s a lot of moments in Challengers that rewired my brain, but one small thing that really drove me nuts was when Patrick and Tashi were kissing in the windstorm and you can see Art’s face looming behind them on the huge advert.

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Spoilers for Lisa Frankenstein but the creature writing “Beloved Wife” on Lisa’s tombstone was the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen, it’s driving me crazy

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lisa frankenstein was so fun because it follows the slasher movie formula really closely, actually. it's just that instead of the main character being the final girl, you're seeing everything from the perspective of the slasher villain. and the slasher villain thinks she's in a romcom.

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'why r you smiling at your phone' cool girls from tumblr interacting with me mind ur business

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“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking

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THIS

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…. Do I even need to say their names?

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i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.

Bloody and bruised >

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tbh i hate the new marauders fandom.. like all these ocs that ppl just add as if they're canon, everyone gets shipped w anyone and if you dislike a ship you get called all sorts of names, that one fanfic that's not even that good, harassing ppl/ fetishizing gay couples just bc they look like wolfstar (like one comment is cute but why spam these ppl)... what happend to that nerdy and loveable group of people yk ugh. the point of the fandon was that you can literally headcanon everything and anything but ppl just got so toxic!!

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dandelions are Not weeds they are literally yellow...

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this is how they should’ve had kanthony pose for their season 3 poster