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French people will name their kids some dumb shit like their son "drumantu" and their daughter "cigarette"

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In every generation there is a chosen one…

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When mark Antony was defeated by Octavian he asked a servant to kill him and that servant killed himself. Yeah mood bro.

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I am now only going to accept leaders of country's choosen by women from lakes.

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tumblr is like a pseudo afterlife because everyone on here was supposed to kill themselves a long time ago

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Any nerd hobby without a single expectation

There’s certain hobbies and interests that aren’t inherently conservative or regressive but do attract a lot of people who are those things or worse and when you’re a progressive person involved in those hobbies hearing that someone else is interested in your hobby usually has to involve some “But are you normal about it?” conversations before you get too excited

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Im joining the war on drugs. On the side of side of drugs

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If you ever feel lonely and unwanted, worthless like an insect. Walk out around a US army recruitment office and you'll feel wanted in no time.

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I want to walk into an Abercrombie and finch and start haunting the store. Day by day slowly taking pieces of clothing until they notice something is wrong and they have to stay the night to find the horror monster living in their walls that walks amongst them during the day.