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montparnasse redemption arc where he takes what valjean told him to heart and becomes a butcher.

pros:

still gets the thrill of murdering things

already used to being covered in blood so he��ll be fine with that

will get to sell goods for honest pay

no risk of getting arrested

still gets to use his knives

can meet cute girls at market

can tie his apron rly tight to snatch his waist

cons:

becoming a butcher is the greatest cover ever to keep being a serial murderer

hates labour and whines about it the whole time

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how marius found out about valjean

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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If I may once again dip my toe into the discourse surrounding Greek Mythology, a lot of people like to rewrite or reframe the story of Medusa, and that’s great! Highly encourage it. But, DON’T YOU DARE GO AND DEMONIZE MY BOY PERSEUS!

Perseus isn’t some vile misogynist who hunts down and murders Medusa for the hell of it. He’s a scared kid who’s trying to save his mom from a forced marriage (whom herself has been a victim of terrible abuse from her father) to a creepy evil king and gets duped by the Gods into cleaning up their mess for them. He’s not the villain, he’s just another pawn. So if I see one more motherfucker trying to make him out to be the “real monster” I will throw hands.

You know what would be way more interesting?! Medusa sees Perseus rolling up to her crib and freaks out cause ‘holy shit this is a fucking kid. a fucking toddler with a sword and shield.’ and they hash it out and then TEAM UP to kill the evil kind trying to force marry Perseus’ mother! Think of the dynamics that you could write! The interactions that could occur. I mean, one of ‘em is gonna have to wear a blindfold but hey, minor problems.

What I’m saying is, gimme a buddy cop movie where Perseus and Medusa team up to fight evil in Ancient Greece.

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He added, after a pause: “Remember this, my friends: there are no such things as bad plants or bad men. There are only bad cultivators.”

Les Misérables, Volume I / Book V / Chapter III, trans. Hapgood

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Fantine laughed like the others, but an hour later, when she was back in her room, she wept. It was her first love, as we have said; she had given herself to Tholomyes as to a husband, and the poor girl had his child.

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Turn your face away

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Jean Valjean & Cosette In The West End Production Of Les Misérables (2014)

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Oh god I am drawing Cosette in her wedding dress and it's all just.

You're literally 17 girl. You should be getting wasted in a parking lot with your highschool buddies. You should NOT be GETTING MARRIED

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If Enjolras is the sun, then what is Grantaire?

hungover, I think

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i'm definitely not the first to say this but i really think Shoujo Cosette having to show Fantine's descent into destitution without including the sex work aspect has resulted in an adaptation that gets the point across far better than most

Shoujo Cosette has to focus on the poverty itself, which is ultimately the point, while a lot of other adaptations get fixated on the sex work

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all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”

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LES MISÉRABLES (1912)

This is what happens when you do one nice thing in your entire life so be careful.

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I finally read the three books about the lesbian necromancers in space, and what can I say... Don't know what's deader me after reading or the books themselves.