coolskeleton-1995

[coolskeleton-1995]

SAUCE STRUGGLES!!

WHILE UNDYNE WAS OVER THE OTHER DAY, SHE HAD THE IDEA TO DO A SAUCE-CREATION COMPETITION. SHE WANTED US EACH TO COMBINE A BUNCH OF SAUCES TO DIP TATER-TOTS INTO, AND WE WOULD VOTE ON THE BEST ONE! I'M NOT ONE FOR COMPETITION, BUT UNDYNE SEEMED SUPER INTO IT, SO I AGREED!! SHE WENT THROUGH MY FOOD MUSEUM, AND SHE SEEMED DISAPPOINTED THAT THE ONLY THING IN IT WAS SPAGHETTI AND CHIPS. SHE RAN TO HER HOUSE AND BACK HERE IN 2 MINUTES FLAT, ARMS FULL OF CONDIMENTS!! I'M SO GLAD I HAVE SUCH A GREAT TRAINER! I VOLUNTEERED TO GO FIRST, AND I ELOQUENTLY COMBINED SEVERAL FLAVORS TO PLEASING PERFECTION! A DASH OF RELISH, A TOUCH OF SPAGHETTI SAUCE, AND HORSERADISH SAUCE PRECISELY DRIPPED THROUGH A MEDICINE DROPPER! SANS WENT NEXT, AND AS I SHOULD HAVE PREDICTED HE JUST POURED A BUNCH OF KETCHUP IN A BOWL AND ANNOUNCED HIS COMPLETION. HE INSISTED THIS WAS THE BEST POSSIBLE SOLUTION. URGH. UNDYNE COMBINED EVERY SAUCE TOGETHER INTO ONE SUPER SAUCE. I COMMEND HER ENTHUSIASM, HOWEVER THE RESULT WAS A VERY STRONG-TASTING MASH OF FLAVORS. SHE SAYS SHE ENJOYED IT, BUT I THINK SHE WAS MERELY TASTING PASSION. I VOTED FOR MYSELF, OF COURSE. SANS ALSO VOTED FOR ME, SAYING THAT IT'S "ALMOST AS A GOOD AS KETCHUP". WOWIE, HE MUST HAVE TRULY LOVED IT! SANS LOVES KETCHUP MORE THAN ANYTHING! UNDYNE SAYS HER'S WAS THE BEST, OF COURSE. AFTER HEARING OUR OPINIONS, SHE MIXED ALL 3 OF OUR SAUCES AND SAID THAT THE BEST FOOD IS MADE AS A TEAM! I'M SO GLAD I HAVE SUCH AMAZING FRIENDS!!!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!!! (SHE DID ADD THAT SHE THINKS SHE SHOULD HAVE WON, BUT HER POINT STILL STANDS!) THANKS AGAIN FOR VISITING, UNDYNE! LET'S DO THIS AGAIN SOMETIME, AND MAKE SURE YOU DON'T BRING KETCHUP! SANS NEEDS TO TRY NEW THINGS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE!

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IN CELEBRATION OF THE CREATION OF MY TITULAR TUMBLR ACCOUNT "COOLSKELETON-1995" (AND ON ACCOUNT OF UNDYNE'S VISIST) I HAVE EXPERTLY WEAVED A SUCCULENT SPAGHETTI! WHITE MUSHROOM ELOQUENTLY SLICED AND DICED, CANNED TOMATOS OF UTMOST QUALITY, CLASSIC VERMACELLI NOODLES, AND ITALIAN STYLE MEATBALLS MINCED WITH CHEESE AND BASIL, COOKED BY MASTER CHEFF PAPYRUS!! UNDYNE LIKED IT SO MUCH, SHE BROUGHT SOME HOME TO EAT LATER!! WOWIE, I'M SUCH A GOOD HOST! THANK YOU FOR COMING UNDYNE, AND IF YOU EVER WISH TO TRY MORE PASTA... THE DOORS TO MY FOOD EMPORIUM ARE ALWAYS OPEN!! NYEH HEH HEH!

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SANS AND I VOLUNTEERED TO PAINT THE SIGN OF THE LIBRARY TODAY. I BROUGHT A LADDER OVER FROM OUR GARAGE, ALONG WITH SOME PAINT FROM MY EXTENSIVE COLLECTION. I HANDLED THE WRITING WHILE SANS HELD THE LADDER, AS USUAL. WHEN WE RAN LOW ON OF PAINT, I ENTRUSTED SANS WITH THE LETTERING. IT WAS A SIMPLE ENOUGH TASK, BUT WHEN I CAME BACK, SANS WAS ASLEEP!! AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER!! I WORRY ABOUT HIM SOMETIMES... HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO DEDICATED AT NOT BEING DEDICATED? AND THAT'S NOT ALL; HE ALSO MISSPELLED LIBRARY! HE WROTE LIBRARBY!!!! I WILL ADMIT, I'M A BIT PROUD OF SANS FOR TAKING IT UPON HIMSELF TO HELP WITH THE PAINTING. EVEN IF HE CAN'T FOCUS ENOUGH TO CHECK WHAT PART OF THE WORD HE'S ON. NONETHELESS, HE'S MAKING PROGRESS. IF YOU'RE READING THIS SANS, I HOPE YOU VOLUNTEER WITH ME MORE IN THE FUTURE!! NYEH HEH HEH!!

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THIS IS A PHOTO SANS TOOK OF ME WHILE I WAS ASSEMBLING THE "GAUNTLET OF DEADLY TERROR" FOR THE HUMAN! THAT ANNOYING WHITE DOG WAS THE HARDEST THING TO GET UP THERE, BUT SANS PROPPED UP THE LADDER FOR ME. THANK YOU, BROTHER!

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THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMPOSITIONS!!! I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM, IT APPEARED ON MY HARD DRIVE ONE DAY... NONETHELESS, IF I EVER ATTEMPT TO CAPTURE A HUMAN, THIS WILL SURELY BE THE SONG I PLAY!