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What’s inside Miss Pauling’s bag? Let’s take a look!

- wallet

- gun

- hand sanitizer

- keys

- phone

- chewing gum

- a tiny notebook with one single note on it that reads “BUY BIGGER NOTEBOOK”

- gun (backup)

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Sniper, laying the back seat of the truck and screaming: AHAHAHAGAHAHHHHHHHHHHH

Soldier, gripping the steering wheel as they barrel down the highway: come on, Sniper! We’re almost at the Costco, and I KNOW you can manifest Costco membership cards with your mind if you try hard enough!

Demoman, staring blankly at the road ahead: chikcen bake

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Gonna make a new pin post, bear with me pls

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Pyro may go careening through the screen door at a moments notice. Or perhaps they will set fire to a pot of cherries. Who knows what they will do, or why? They know the risks, and they are not afraid.

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Medic has a playlist that’s nothing but recordings of washing machine sounds. The name of the playlist is ‘HEADACHE’.

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My last post was 3 months ago…I might startup this blog again but I kinda want to change stuff around idk

Pic unrelated

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How would they react to a cool looking bug?

Looks with interest: Medic, Demoman

Yikes!: Heavy, Engineer, Scout, Spy

Wishes to pick up the bug: Sniper, Pyro, Soldier

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WOE! SNAILS BE APON YE!

“No! Not again!” Spy shrieks, getting up and running out of the room.

Soldier chases after him with a box of snails. “Chapel of the Snail! Chapel of the Snail!”

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rip scout you would have loved weezer

“I ain’t dead!” Scout insists, popping out from inside the couch. “And what the heck is a ‘weezer’?”

Spy stares at him in shock. “…were you inside that couch the whole time?”

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Engineer how to you feel about the hole

-points to the hole in the ground-

“Hole? What hole?” Engineer squints at the hole in the ground, adjusting his goggles. “Well, I’ll be…that wasn’t there yesterday! How’d that get there? Did Soldier rocket-jump too hard again?”

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Notya! (Knock knock joke continuation)

Spy hesitates, but he eventually asks, “…who’s there?”

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how do the mercs feel about various deep sea creatures (ie bigfin squid, gulper eel, snailfish, etc)

“That is certainly an animal”: Spy, Engineer

Stares at the creatures with a mix of fascination and confusion: Heavy, Demoman, Soldier

Adoration, wishes to learn more about them: Sniper, Medic, Pyro

Fear: Scout

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Hey spy, knock knock!

Spy doesn’t look up from his newspaper. “I don’t do knock knock jokes…” he gets quiet, and then sighs. “I’ll make an exception just this once. Who’s there?”

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I feel like sniper has an animal skull collection from everywhere he's hunted. That's pretty metal, not gonna lie. 🤘

Sniper collects a lot animal bones. They’re not always from things he’s hunted, sometimes he just finds them and keeps them if he thinks they look interesting. He has many unusual trinkets.

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*gives Scout a parking cone*

Scout accepts the parking cone, looking it over. “Huh…thanks! You wanna see me jump over this a bunch of times?”

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-boops spy on the nose 6 times and skidaddle-

Spy blinks multiple times, frowning. “What…? Why would you do that?”