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doctor: sir, i'm sorry. the results are in and i'm afraid you have updog
patient: wh- what's updog
doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital's intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT
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I don’t believe in astrology but one time when I was in college I was complaining about how dumb astrology was and after a while someone on the train went “Shut the hell up and let people have fun you Capricorn sun, Virgo moon bitch” and I was like what the fuck
Then I went home and looked it up and they were right so I don’t say anything anymore
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my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
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Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol
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“The joy in life comes from doing your own thing.”
— Bob Ross
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He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog.
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Gorge Glow (by Andrew Curtis)
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