copaceticjillybean

[copaceticjillybean]

“ALRIGHTY! The final contestant count for ‘Hell’s Best Malewife’ contest are in. Here’s who’s competin’!”

@advlox

@kingdomofbellows (Dustine)

@the-devil-less-known

@alteregozowie

@brokendreamscreation

@papermint-at-your-service

@a-hell-of-a-time (Andrealphus)

“All contestants, please think of a talent and/or short speech to contribute to the contest. When ready, please make said talent display or speech and tag me in it, along with the tag ‘Hell’s Hottest Makewife.”

Once all submissions are in, the poll shall be opened for the ultimate and final vote-so dig deep my lovely fellas!”

[copaceticjillybean]

“Hon, I’m absolutely dead on my feet. Ya think ya can handle makin’ dinna for us tonight?”

[copaceticjillybean]

“All ice cream is good. But I still will die on my own hill-Rockyroad, Neapolitan, an’ if neitha of those is around, then soft serve vanilla.”

[copaceticjillybean]

W-WELL. IF YOU'RE ASKING: (probably in this ORDER, too lmao)

🖤 lovers to enemies 💜 enemies to friends 💙 enemies to lovers

ooc:

I approve of this plan and dynamic, oh yes oh yes I doooo! ^u^ I look forward to how messy these 2 will get together-the intriiiiiiigue! 😋

[copaceticjillybean]

send emojies for what kind of dynamics you want to plot 

❤️ romantic  🧡 familial  💛 platonic  💝 mentorship 💚 partners in crime 💙 enemies to lovers 💜 enemies to friends 🖤 lovers to enemies 🤎 begrudgingly falling in love 💔 exes with feelings 💕 friends with benefits 💖 friends with benefits + unspoken feelings  💘 actually unrequited  💓 falsely assumed unrequited  ❣️ forced to work together for a common goal

[copaceticjillybean]

“Rocky road. End of story. An’ if it’s not available, then Neapolitan will do.”

"Mint chocolate chip is the best, because I brush my FUCKING teeth. I know it doesn't taste like toothpaste!"

"I don't publicly partake in ice cream because I am not a child. That aside... strawberry."

[copaceticjillybean]

“Just a reminda folks, there’s only ‘bout 7 more hours to send in any nominees for ‘Hell’s Best Malewife’ contest! Afta that, the nominations close, and preparations for the contest propa will begin bein’ formed.”

"Roll call for the 1st annual 'Hell's Best Malewife' competition!" @advlox @kingdomofbellows (Dustine) @the-devil-less-known @alteregozowie @brokendreamscreation @papermint-at-your-service @a-hell-of-a-time (Andrealphus) "We're currently at 7, with a cap of 12 maximum, and final call will be tomorra evenin' 8 EDT. The first portion of the contest, the talent competition, will start afta we've reached our final contestant numba on Monday August 25, so start thinkin' of what ya wanna do for that, fellas!"

[copaceticjillybean]

The stare is returned with the kind of soft, tender, loving gaze of someone who knows they’ll be able to get their way, but is appreciative of the fact.

“Ya far too good to me, darlin’.” Jillian said, leaning up to press a kiss to the captain’s mouth, before resting her forehead against his.

“Hey-I happen to think you’re a very good catch. An’ as ya entirely unbiased girlfriend, I happen to think ya got a real chance of goin’ the distance.” Jillian then wrapped her arms around Dustine’s shoulders, snuggling her face into the crook of his neck.

“An’ besides…I still plan to reward ya nicely, even if ya don’ stay in the competition long. An’ you’ll still be my gorgeous malewife, no matta what anyone else thinks.”

“Ahm not doin’ it Jilly. Irene’s just doin’ this ta embarrass me.”

@copaceticjillybean

[copaceticjillybean]

Jillian’s cheeks flush, and she lets out a huff as she stomps a foot and crosses her arms.

“Excuse me, Mista Morninstar, but it’s be a total conflict of interest to consida a marriage proposal, , when the proposal comes from someone who’s a contestant in a contest I’m MCin’ for an’ actively helpin’ judge.” Jillian said, before smirking.

“Though I mus’ say, ya desire to become a true malewife is a perfect example of the right attitude.” The librarian said, leaning in to deliver a brief peck to the devil’s mouth, letting her fingers linger on his cheek.

“Keep that up, an’ perhaps I’ll revisit ya idea once all this excitement is ova. Who knows-might even bring in a certain radio demon, if ya actually meant that lil’ quip.”

@alteregozowie mentioned

“Huh…ya know, when I thought up this lil’ contest, i wasn’ expectin’ a double proposal. I’m havin’ a hard time parsin’ if this is supposed to be some kinda bribe to get an edge in the competition or not.”

[copaceticjillybean]

“Alright cats an’ dolls, lets quickly go ova the main traits of a primo malewife, as decided my moi!”

“They go as much, in no particula orda: charm, household tidiness, personal hygiene, humor, seduction, emotional intelligence, level of comfort with their own natural femininity, durability both emotionally AN’ physically. An’ lastly, an’ this one isn’ a dealbreaka but it is a real good way to earn bonus points- eagerly submissive to their wife, hubby, or collective spouses.”

[copaceticjillybean]

“Huh- perhaps I should clarify the preferred qualities of a malewife. Seems there might not be a general consensus, an’ as the MC of the contest, I might need to put down my own opinions on it.”

[copaceticjillybean]

“Huh…ya know, when I thought up this lil’ contest, i wasn’ expectin’ a double proposal. I’m havin’ a hard time parsin’ if this is supposed to be some kinda bribe to get an edge in the competition or not.”

[copaceticjillybean]

"Roll call for the 1st annual 'Hell's Best Malewife' competition!" @advlox @kingdomofbellows (Dustine) @the-devil-less-known @alteregozowie @brokendreamscreation @papermint-at-your-service @a-hell-of-a-time (Andrealphus) "We're currently at 7, with a cap of 12 maximum, and final call will be tomorra evenin' 8 EDT. The first portion of the contest, the talent competition, will start afta we've reached our final contestant numba on Monday August 25, so start thinkin' of what ya wanna do for that, fellas!"

[copaceticjillybean]

[copaceticjillybean]

beep beep how’s my portrayal ?

[copaceticjillybean]

“Oh, it’s one of the highest honas I can think of, for a fella to receive!”

A malewife? What did he wake up to?

[copaceticjillybean]

“Aww, Dusty, don’ let ya sista win like that! Yes, she thinks you’ll embarrass yaself, but ya know the best way to beat her at her own game?” Jillian grins, placing her arm around Distine’s waste and holding her hand out in front of them, as though showing him a bright new horizon.

“Ya do the contest, an’ ya WIN. Show everyone, includin’ ya stinka of a sista, jus’ how endearin’ an’ top tier malewife-ish ya can be!”

“Ahm not doin’ it Jilly. Irene’s just doin’ this ta embarrass me.”

@copaceticjillybean