copp3rpheasant
copp3rpheasant
Copper
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My name is copper, I use any pronouns, I am a minor, and my favorite colors are purple and orange. Uuuhhhhh yeah that's all I got. Also, I'm extremely lesbian.
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copp3rpheasant · 9 hours ago
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"I asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" yeah well I asked nie huaisang and he doesn't know, he really doesn't know
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copp3rpheasant · 15 hours ago
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U A C U G U U G A C C C
NO FUCKING RNA 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 NOT ALLOWED 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫
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copp3rpheasant · 15 hours ago
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copp3rpheasant · 23 hours ago
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AAAAFGGHGHHHfgddaaasrdfgghhhhhhh HES TO TINYYYY AGGH????
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copp3rpheasant · 23 hours ago
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DUI???? HOW ABOUT YOU DIEEEEE
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copp3rpheasant · 1 day ago
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wait hold up why does the steven universe theme have the same chord progression as creep
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copp3rpheasant · 2 days ago
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Ouhg
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copp3rpheasant · 3 days ago
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yeah
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he needs to be put down
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copp3rpheasant · 3 days ago
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The thing is, even if you were lucky and your parents taught you how to clean, they probably didn't teach you how to clean the stuff you clean stuff with, like brushes, mops, sponges, rags, and so on. Or how to clean your cleaning appliances, like a dish washer, clothes washing machine, and clothes dryer and its ducts (if you have a ducted dryer), or a carpet cleaner, vacuum, Or how to clean up clean messes, like spilled bleach or detergent.
My parents threw away all of these things (even the vacuum cleaners and the dryer) when they got too dirty to function, because no one even told them THAT they could be cleaned. Cost them thousands of dollars over the years.
All I'm saying is that cleaning is not intuitive, and not knowing how to clean is not a moral failing, but it is something you can learn.
I'm going to reblog this post with resources for learning how to clean things and how to clean cleaning things (I'm not at my desk at the moment). If you have any favorites, please feel free to add them in too!
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copp3rpheasant · 6 days ago
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copp3rpheasant · 6 days ago
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I am copper, god of the two things I want
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I am Arran, god of the most important thing
EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username
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copp3rpheasant · 8 days ago
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haters hate me because I am sensitive and will start crying at the slightest insult
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copp3rpheasant · 8 days ago
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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this
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Whereas the reality is far more like
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copp3rpheasant · 8 days ago
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another child…
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Sol… I love them…
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copp3rpheasant · 8 days ago
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my son and daughter
yeah, uh. I’m in whatever the opposite of art block is, so take a drawing of my favorite children
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First one is my son, Rowan, he’s silly goofy. Would 100% skip work to feed the ducks. Second one is named River, I love my she/they daughter, she might do many things (including buying 28 lightbulbs from Home Depot). They are not the most sane of my children, but I created them so I love them anyways.
go now my children, cause chaos.
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copp3rpheasant · 8 days ago
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healer… I forgot healer…
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Take..
the vanillalings
we’ve got: ruthless recluse, the awake pipe, and PVC pipe
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copp3rpheasant · 9 days ago
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hey guess who I forgot
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It’s fortune teller cookie
the vanillalings
we’ve got: ruthless recluse, the awake pipe, and PVC pipe
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