I love the goofy ass fuckers here cuz I think I'm unhinged and then i see some foul stuff and I remember that normal is only a setting found on the dishwasher
serotonin writing where there's literally no plot and I just describe the forest in excruciating detail and you close the book feeling like there's moss growing all over you.
I just want to remind everyone that is your civic duty to jailbreak your Nintendo consoles and pirate every Nintendo property until the heat death of the universe.
I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you