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Kentucky Fried Falco

This took me 3 hours.

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pilotofstorm​:

“U-UH. Yeeeaaaah..! Jus’ uh. A mission kinda tired me out, ya know? Could use som’ more caffeine so, heheh.”

“Oh! Well be sure to get some rest, too, y’hear?”

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“Hey, Skip! Somethin’ the matter?”

...

He's sipping his coffee. Nervously.

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MR. GRIPPY, YOUR NEPHEW'S SON WANTS TO FUCK A PIRATE!

    “Kid, I’m too old fer this... Why’re you yellin’? ‘Sides, I dunno anyone in this family who would stoop so low as to have... such relations with a dangerous, petty thief!”

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What Do You Taste Like?

"Aw, c'mon now! I might be a li'l fancy, but that's a bit much!"

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icantlose​:

“Aye, lad. Pirates are juss as ‘ardworkin’ as any of yeh blue-collar brats. S’pecially when we work th’ Precious Metals job. Give us some credit, stealin’ from folks like you ain’t as easy as yer makin’ it out t’be.”

     “Oh, ‘credit’, huh? No way, I ain’t about to reward ya for yer bull, an’ y’ain’t gettin’ any sympathy from me over how hard I supposedly make it, either! In fact, I rather enjoy seein’ ya sweat after the damage ya do just for tryin’!”

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    “Whose brilliant idea was it to glorify pirates in the first place?? They’re all just a bunch’a no-good thieves stealin’ from us hard-workin’ folks!”

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it’s too late, my spicy capitalist has already been activated

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Personality Alignment-Cursed Edition

“Hey, lay off, will ya? Do I look like a baby to you??”

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"Hey, no way! Yer the same hooligan that nearly leveled my business, the General's tower, and every poor civilian in between with that crazy flyin' death machine of yers!

NO, no sweets for you!!"

"WOO, PUNKIN SEASON IS HERE!!

Time to gather up the spooky decorations and firewood! Got a good backlog of ghost stories to share, too!"

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"WOO, PUNKIN SEASON IS HERE!!

Time to gather up the spooky decorations and firewood! Got a good backlog of ghost stories to share, too!"

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pilotofstorm​:

“Hhuh? What..? Cynth, you better not take my sw- Oh.. Hey, Uncle Grip..” Skippy let out a yawn. “Whatcha talkin’ about?” He didn’t seem to notice all the fake blood on him.

    “Oh...” So Skippy was asleep, and unaware of the mess? What a missed opportunity, though maybe it was still salvageable...

   “Uh... to be... asleep! Yeah, yer gonna sleep the day away! But, y’know what, that may be none a’ my business. I dunno what exactly ya got goin’ on in your personal life, after all. Sorry to wake ya, kiddo!” And, with that, he departs from the room...

... and awaits the boy’s first real victim...

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Quietly speaks in...

"Li'l early for that, ain't it, sport? Hehehe..!"

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morally grey/evil scientist characters are always like biochemical engineers or nuclear physicists or whatever but the people want VARIETY give me a story about a fucked up geologist for once

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What’s Your Type?

“Heh... no comment on that one...”