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Yo dude! You weren't active on our Dandy's world Femboy roleplay discord server! Is everything okay?

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now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► 𝟸:𝟷𝟾 / 𝟹:𝟻𝟼⠀───○ 🔊

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P = Professional roaster

A = Always ready with comebacks

C = Claps back instantly

K = Knows no limits

G = Goes in hard

O = Outsmarts every rival

D = Destroys with words

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Yall are just pressed because a cute guy with a deep voice has elite anime ball knowledge 😭 it’s nerdy but us girls like weird nerdy guys like this

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May Lebron’s dih protect you

May Lebron’s dih guide you

May Lebron’s dih grant you Eternal Life

May Lebron’s dih strengthen your Life

May Lebron’s dih accept all your prayers

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Shrek died in the swamp for our sins even though he knew it could be bad for him he got tortured and still an all star and his life for us and we should acknowledge that and live for 💚

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Pizza died on the crust for you. He defeated chicken, he defeated your hunger. He did this for you, and He gave us stuffed crust, spread the sauce.

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ʷʰᵉʳᵉ          ʷʰᵉʳᵉ         ʷʰᵉʳᵉ

       ʷʰᵉʳᵉ          ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ

ʷʰᵉʳᵉ       It’s my anxiety ？     ʷʰᵉʳᵉ

        ʷʰᵉʳᵉ          ʷʰᵉʳᵉ           ʷʰᵉʳᵉ

ʷʰᵉʳᵉ          ʷʰᵉʳ

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Dihs are so cute omg.. ( ◍ • ᴗ • ◍ )

When you hold one and it starts twitching like it's nuzzling you( ≧ ▽ ≦ )

And they perk up and look at you like "owo nya!~ :3" hehe

Penes-kun is hap

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phone: yeeted

tiktok:deleted

therapy: needed

wife: beated

EDIT: MOM IM FAMOUS 🗿😂😂🤣🤣✌️

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Y’all like to joke but I deadass just feel so much more connected with African American culture. Like all I want is just to have some tuff ahh dreads but my earthly white body is restraining me

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Whoevers reading this, Lebron James is real and king. He balled on the court for our sins and we must acknowledge that. Lastly, remember to live for his word.

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Gore is interesting, I just love seeing how bodies react to certain events and things.. I might be a little insane, sorry!

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I immediately knew that when he said "son of a glitch" that they were trying to sneak in a bit of an adult joke. Clever

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Do not fuck with gamers.

We're forged by endless boss battles against impossible odds.

We do not give up.

We do not stop.

We are the terminators of the culture wars.

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what if 😂 died and became 💀 and everyone was crying over it 😭 and our hearts were broken that much 💔 that even the flowers were grieving 🥀