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Your thoughts about the new priest of your congregation are consuming you. You can't be developing feelings for him, after all, that's the worst possible blasphemy. But you feel like you have no control over your heart and your hormones, so you catch yourself daydreaming about the religious man far more often than you could admit. And eventually, the temptation is so strong that you can't resist touching yourself at the thought of his touch.

You eventually pluck up the courage to go to church for confession and tell him that you've been feeling very touch-starved lately, so you've been committing the sin of self-pleasure. You expect him to berate you for your lustful urges, but instead he listens very patiently and calmly, staring at you with his huge brown eyes and a kind smile. He then praises you on your courage to confess. You can't help but blush as you look at that handsome face of his lighting up as you pour your heart out.

You attend mass, trying to focus on what the priest says, but getting distracted by his handsome figure and your lustful thoughts, your gaze basically poking holes on his chasuble to scan the body that hides underneath it. And you definitely notice how his eyes sparkle when he looks at you while giving communion...

Cut to a few hours later: you're in his bed, basking in post-coital glow as you snuggle up against his chest, listening to his heartbeat while he strokes your hair. Sinning has never felt so good.

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Go commission him, he's the best!

I've extended my spring discount to the 20th btw!

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PERPETUA IS A SHY VIRGIN YOURE A PROPHET

Idk, I also headcanon that he might be all bashful and sweet now, but he WILL become sluttier... Just give him some time to discover the pleasures of the flesh 😈

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Listened to Lachryma and had to draw the Creature™️Papa V :]

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Go follow me and my unhinged simping on the rival social network since Tumblr went full christofascist on k1nk content

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So yeah, it's official: Tumblr has banned horniness.

This is a test post. Trying to see if Tumblr will automatically flag / shadowban posts with certain tags.

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This is a test post. Trying to see if Tumblr will automatically flag / shadowban posts with certain tags.

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TUMBLR IS NOW AUTOMATICALLY FLAGGING POSTS AS ADULT CONTENT SO THAT MEANS BASICALLY SHADOWBANNING THEM

THIS IS A PERFECTLY USABLE SITE /S

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*a wild picture of my blorbo without a shirt appears*

Normal people: hmm, skin! He looks hot in this picture!

Me: I want to give him a breast exam, like gynecologists do. I have him lay down with his arm behind his head while I feel around his nipple, kneading lightly to see if I can feel any lumps.

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(excuse my simping but lately I'm in a massive Hamish mood, so here are some self-indulgent headcanons)

🩺💓 How would each Hamish Linklater character react to his S/O being a cardiophile?

Father Paul Hill (Midnight Mass)

A total sweetheart, he thinks it's super romantic and will be happy to comply with it, just to make you happy. He lets you listen to his heartbeat to your heart's content whenever you're cuddling, stroking your hair while you listen. Asks you questions such as: "how is my heart doing? Does it sound healthy?" Loves to see your face light up when you listen.

Matthew Kimble (The New Adventures of Old Christine)

When you tell him that you're a cardiophile and explains the concept to him, he gets a little squicked out. After all, you are accessing such an intimate and visceral part of him, reading his emotions like an open book. But as you progress on the relationship and he overcomes his fear of intimacy, he gets more chill about it, until embracing it as an adorable quirk of yours. Then one night, as you put your head on his chest, he tells you: "you know, there is a Freudian explanation for your fetish..."

John Tyler (Tell Me Your Secrets)

Oh, that asshole. He'll use your fetish to manipulate you, holding your head against his chest every time you're upset with him and his wrongdoings. He'll even incorporate dark cardiophilia into the relationship, doing dangerous things (like shocking your heart or choking you to make your heart race) - not so much for your pleasure, but for his own sadistic pleasure.

Clark Debussy (Legion)

Found out by accident, noticing that whenever he and Daniel were cuddling, he would put his head on his chest and smile. At first, he was really gruff about it, dismissing it as just a dumb little fetish, but eventually warmed up to it and decided to dig a little deeper about it. Then one day, Daniel arrives home to find a box on the bed with a note "A heartwarming gift for you". Inside, there's a stethoscope. They spend the whole night playing with their new toy, basking in the warmth of each other's arms and the sweet, sweet sound of their heartbeats.

Andrew Keanelly (The Crazy Ones)

He'll find it an interesting fetish, as he's never heard of it before. Will definitely ask you a lot of questions out of curiosity, such as what scenarios excite you the most, when was your "awakening", etc. Then when you ask him if you can listen, he'll agree to it bashfully, his heart going a thousand beats per minute in his chest. You can tease him about how fast it is and he'll blush like a tomato. In the next days, you can expect a lot of sweet sticky notes with romantic heart-related messages such as "my heart beats for you".

Dr. Jim Ellis (The Stand)

Being a doctor, he's used to being on the listening end of a stethoscope. That's no secret to anyone, let alone you. Then one night he summons you to his office right after his shift is over, and you arrive to find him sitting on the bench, his shirt unbuttoned. He hands you his stethoscope and says "I'm your patient now." He guides you through the examination, teaching you each auscultation point and letting you linger for as long as you want on each spot.

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I'm 99% a sub, but god do I have a thing for just thinking about riding a priest and keeping my hands on his chest to pin him down, he could easily over power me and throw me off, but decides to pretend he's not enjoy it

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can i snuggle into your chest and forget about everything for a little while?

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[Kink warning cardiophilia soft cardiophilia. Medplay]

Ghost sister imperator x reader

You have been out for a couple of days. Tired as you could have possibly ever been. You let out a soft yawn as you can feel an inch of pain screech in your back. The spot still present and ever so reminder of the previous surgery. Sister had dimmed her lights lifting down her glasses to turn, and look towards you. "Everything alright my dear? You seem a bit tense." "Yeah just tired." You let out a soft reply brushing it off. As sister stares up and glares at you. "Just tired? That sounded like you have been hurt. May I just please check that spot?" I nodded giving in as she checked. "My goodness dear. I'll get you an ice pack. You just sit your ass down." She came back with an ice pack a few other medical tools. As gently knelt down carassessing your cheek. "It's ok sweet baby no wonder you're tired." As she grabbed out her stethoscope. Giving off a curious look "do you mind if I just examine you?" You gave a quick nod laying down. As the bell of the stethoscope approached my skin you could feel it's coldness against your aortic valve. She listens as the aortic valve pulmomary closes after the left during systole.

She gently moves her stethoscope over to the pulmonary valve. Closing her eyes as she listens

"Such a strong heart." She listens as the mitral and tricuspid valves close. Giving her a clear idea on what's going on. She moves over to erbs point her hand on your chest for a good ten minutes. She listens carefully to the tricuspid as she hears the closure of the mitral valve during first heart sound.

She moved her stethoscope gently over to your tricupsid valve. Listening for a few more minutes. "Everything ok?" You look up at her great detail of concern. "Yes." she let out a soft reply leaning into your chest pressing her ear against your heart. As she gently falls asleep. As you just sit there gently carassessing sisters hair. Rocking her gently to sleep. "Must not overwork yourself." You let out a gentle reassuring whisper. "I'm here I'm alive ok."

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Something I discovered last night: Wikipedia has a list of movies about catholic priests.

🫡💖

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i should be sleeping but i'm up thinking about our papas' aging bodies, hairy chests and soft, relaxed bellies, stretch marks and freckles and moles and saggy skin, wrinkles, long-faded scars, the love bites you left last night. it's warm, the kind of night where he can't bear to wear any clothes because he runs hot like a furnace and he's softly snoring beside you, on his back, stretched out comfortably, a breeze fluttering in through the open window. that rare unguarded expression on his face, always turned into your direction, the last thing he looks at before he falls asleep. the sheets are half wrapped around you, half crumpled underneath him, all of him visible to you, his body, outlines of muscles, soft curves, uneven tan from those first longer days in the sun, soft dick resting on his abdomen, a hand spread out just above, dense, greying body hair, a thin sheen of sweat. he'll reach for you in a moment, subcosciously feeling, not too hot, never too hot to make sure you're there. it's hard to close your eyes against this sight, to turn off the lights, but oh, thank lucifer for those long, warm evenings by his side.

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