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Took „b flat“ too seriously😂

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hey here’s a comp of vines so rare and endangered it took me 5 hours to track them all down

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you are bi enough 

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you know what? bisexual trans women deserve more love. 

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I don’t know if this commercial aired everywhere but it’s like there’s “left Twix” and “right Twix” and they hate each other??

Anyway my sister was telling me about her day and the following convo ensued:

Her: “So I bought a Twix.”

Me: “So, are you team left Twix or team right Twix?”

Her: “I’m team both Twix cuz I’m a hungry bitch.”

Me: “So you’re... bi-Twix-ual?”

And i have never said anything more hilarious in my life.

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When the front is meh (mostly due to the lack of ... a face? The half neck is also kind of a deal breaker)

But that ass tho😂

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Me, around family members😂

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Getting that German essay back like: thanks, glad you liked it! :)

When in reality: ü, you fool. Ü!

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“Once you become an adult your acne will clear up!”

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Celery is bamboo for humans

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I made a thing

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Is it just me or is everyone forgetting about bi boys with this whole 20biteen thing? people are calling it wlw solidarity with 20dyketeen but y'all!!! bi boys exist and they’re valid as fuck so this lesbian sees and appreciates bi boys and enbys as well as bi girls, 20biteen is for ALL bisexuals.

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this twentybiteen, i hope all the lovely bisexuals out there find love, happiness, and some goddamn money

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there’s literally nothing more fun than being kind????? like? making someone feel loved and appreciated and seeing them smile and hearing them giggle?? sign me the fuck up

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20-BI-TEEN IS THE YEAR WE ALL PROSPER

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Bi erasure in movies is so fucking annoying.

If someone in a movie starts off with someone of the opposite sex, then they’re with the same sex, everyone’s being dumb, pretending bi isn’t a thing like, ‘He’s with a man so he’s gay. But wait, he still likes women… what’s going on? I wonder what this means…’

And I’m sitting here like