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had a fun experience on the subway the other day

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listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

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*me when it’s my turn to speak in court* first of all... your honor, how are you? hope you are having a good day

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oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?

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love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

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????

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this bug mf is gonna take tumblr by STORM i just know it

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Toby you need to stop making pathetic wet napkin men. I don't know how long I'll handle this

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chappy 3 is good and im like an hour in

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basic human empathy has got to make a comeback divas

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nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

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Lesbian erasure

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“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself

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video game rocks

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THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 2014 | dir. Mark Webb