mando’ad. Toni | 30s | Batuu. Writer, theme park nerd. she/her. No minors, please.fics & fic recs: corazondebeskar-reads | ao3: corazondebeskar
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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#ummmm#where is my beautiful pink???#I need one so bad#these kept me alive one summer#I wish I was joking but I mostly ate these and not much else
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“Boromir apologist” he doesn’t have anything to apologize for????? He fell victim to evil ringTM like once. and then immediately redeemed himself. Guys come on.
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everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank
#I have a very specific recurring theme that comes with subplots each time#but the jist of it is that I’ve gone back to my old job which was customer facing#but I’m still doing my office job. at the same time. and both managers are micromanaging#and I always get distracted by the customers and miss deadlines#anyway. fuck you bill and [redacted current boss] get out of my dreams
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after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time
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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen
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“It is women who love horror. Gloat over it. Feed on it. Are nourished by it. Shudder and cling and cry out-and come back for more.” ― Bela Lugosi
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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
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they call me doctor worm. good morning how are you i’m doctor worm
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Clint would absolutely wear hoochie daddy shorts. This is not up for debate
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indeed.com search history "pet for mysteriously wealthy older woman" "unethical science test subject full time" "vampire thrall with room and board"
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