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someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.
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eric adams is going to be mayor of new york again due to ottoman perfidy
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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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Jordan Peterson: Your argument presupposes that I think pooping all over the floor is bad
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Jordan Peterson: Well let’s define our terms. What do you mean when you say I “pooped” or “all over the floor”?
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i have good news and i have morally grey news
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My sister saw this one in the wild. I believe it was at a historic battlefield, which might explain the sort of staff who write signs like this
I love how it goes from silly

To ominous

i m m e d i a t e l y
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My sister saw this one in the wild. I believe it was at a historic battlefield, which might explain the sort of staff who write signs like this
I love how it goes from silly

To ominous

i m m e d i a t e l y
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