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you cant see it but he’s wearing a shirt that says “i love my ai wife” under the armor

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Spongeboo lovelypants 🥺🧽💕

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All their portraits are so cute

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they didnt really fw this hickeyirving on twitter

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The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.

> define 'balmy'

Balmy means "pleasantly warm."

Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.

Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!

> observe night

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.

> resolve temperature discrepancy

You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.

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predicting the movie

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how it feels to go to the store and leave with not even one little treat for yourself

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Now for a silly one

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in 1st, darius did nothing wrong in his life, in 2nd, i really adore giving him my clothes

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when we're talking about what makes a good character ... erectile dysfunction NEEDS to feature more heavily in that conversation

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this is kinda gay Sunset

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Lil ladybug is enjoying the sun after the rain

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watching Seven Samurai

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who am i