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[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

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Fuck marry kill the father the son and the holy spirit

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"hows the job search going"

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Bro, you ok? Bro, humans aren’t separate from the ecosystems around us. We’re a part of them, bro. Bro, we’re never going to have absolutely zero effect on ecosystems, because we live here, bro. Bro, I never said it had to be a bad effect. We don’t have to immediately be perfect either, bro, sometimes doing what you can is what you can, and its way better than nothing. Bro what do you mean humans are a plague. You’re starting to sound a bit like an ecofascist, bro… Bro?

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a kinetic sculpture by Tim Lewis

I know it’s not pottery but it is sculptural and holy shit

it’s beautiful and disturbing and I feel like I could stumble across this creature in a forest and never be seen again???

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Will you fight for a golden dream with a heart of steel?

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I'm actually gonna throw up

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you cant be talking like that white baby

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fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

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Sammy Mows by Nik Pate for Schön! Magazine

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Oh to be a lady who would be bitten by a sapphic vampire at the ball😔💅

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Die temu ad die

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good news for trans women: kamala harris is not, in fact, a vicious transmisogynist. the actions of her office and of the california department of corrections were wrongly attributed to her and her alone by people who wanted someone else to win, and when harris did become involved in the cases, she rewrote the entire policy for dealing with trans inmates so that they would get the care they need.

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"superman is overrated" "no batman is overrated" they both are. and with your help, we can finally kill them ! by signing up for just a small monthly donation to me, Lex Luthor,