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this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.

Slurp on my ‘gurt.

Cause you know its purp.

Put me in the dirt.

Put me in a shirt.

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everyone is meeting me in the grotto

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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

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crochet plush peanuts snoopy keychain by chezloopy

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WE NEED TO KILL HIM

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was going 500 mph on the I-95 freeway until i hit an ant and came to a complete stop before flipping in the air 3,000 times and crashing and exploding. I lived and got out without a scratch but i find the ants body stuck to the grill of my car and pull out my dual pistols and shoot myself in the head without hesitation. falling to my knees. the ant gets up and walks away stepping over my corpse. all as planned.

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*seeing a 6 year old in the wild* and skibidi greetings to you my young mr beast

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Cigarettes should be waterproof and windproof and earth proof and fireproof

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ahaha it's raining heavily oh no... looks like you might have to come into my gothic castle for the night... how unfortunate ahaha

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well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

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there should be a national break from school and work in october for watching scary movies and reading gothic literature. and for sitting on the porch & hanging up string lights. i think.

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orson welles talking about “camping a little” to make gay men comfortable

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Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

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Having 3-8 Intellect Beers and half a pack of Cigarettes That Heal You