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CornellMoment#4: The BP Moment

"Ooops. My bad. BP moment guys."

That moment when you accidentally spill something or do something socially unacceptable. (such as causing an oil spill...)

Example: When trying to steal food from a friend you accidentally fling it into your lap. "Whoops! BP moment guys."

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Cornell Clock Tower

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CornellMoment#3: "You just DeBauered that!"

DeBauer; v. - to rapidly consume mass quantities of food. 

Synonyms: devour, gorge, chow down. 

Example: "Wow, you just DeBauered that burger!"

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The DTK

DTK - Don't. Tell. Kristin. 

One of our roommates has certain aversions, which has lead to the codeword DTK. When you drop that french fry for half a second and put it back on the tray - don't tell Kristin. When you see a girl walking down the street with bare feet - don't tell Kristin. 

DTK guys, DTK. 

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CornellMoment#2: Hurricane Brownies

When the remnants of a hurricane hit Ithaca, NY, the simple solution is just to huddle down and bake brownies to share with your neighbours. 

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CornellMoment#1

When ordering burgers at 1.00AM, it is appropriate to give your driver an $87.02 tip for your $12.98 order because they don't have change for your $100 bill. 

Tipping, Cornell-Style. 

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"Sundials are like pretty girls. You can admire them, but you may never understand them."

Bill Nye, The Science Guy, Cornell '77