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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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my class is discussing the "real" definition of lesbian i'm going to explode

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fuck hrt fuck hrt fuck hrt

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Photographed by Miles Herbert

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New Christian heresy idea: Jesus was supposed to be the Messiah, but he fucked up and got executed. Everything since then has been cope.

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me and the five other people that didn’t see the northern lights are throwing a party and you’re not invited btw

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I love the euphemism "substance use" because truly, who among us has not used substances?

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being the most left leaning family member means everyone will always think that youre insane and then in two years they will believe what you were explaining to them two years ago but still think youre insane now. and you do it anywaybecause you love them

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Why does every GBA Fe game have the "fuck you, infinite reinforcements" map?

And why the F U C K does it involve this building almost every time?! (I know why but still...)

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everyone has to stop making posts like "the world's loneliest ant has died in secret" its making me sad

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wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

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saying 'xbox shuts down redfall developer arkane' is like if someone kidnapped michaelangelo and forced him to make a line of funko pops. and then killed him. and then all the newspapers reported it as 'funko pop designer michelangelo killed'

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hades 2 spoilers:

Sister Blades: Goated

Moonstone axe: Goated

Witch staff: this one is good

Skull: this one is weird

Twin wands: dogshit pervert weapon