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sonny wortzik (happy al pacino day to those who celebrate)

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michael holding kay by her waist.

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inspired by this post

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is now a good time to promote my al pacino mariah carey fancam

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So here’s the bittersweet Michael & Kay video I’ve made. This song fits them like a glove.

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first really weird comment ive gotten on this website 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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heat slander is absolutely UNACCEPTABLE idcccc i will write a 5 paragraph essay on why it's so good

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YOU ARE ALL WRONG

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A LAMB😭😭😭😭😭

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fmk michael corleone (which autocorrected to cork wine), sonny wortzik (the character not the guy), vincent hanna

ezra this is tge most stressful ask ive ever received

first of all i have to take a unique approach to this & rank them

in order of least to most i want to kill: that being sonny & then vincent/michael (it ties as to if i despise cops in particular at the moment)

least to most marriageable: vincent, michael, sonny. (you can see this by how many marriages they fumbled. vincent fumbled multiple. michael fumbled two [well appolonia died but that was partially his fault]. sonny? one fumbled marriage.)

fuckability is difficult because i want to fuck them all in different ways but lets say least to most sonny vincent michael. you may criticize me for putting sonny last but i love dilfs & want to have evil sex with michael (its more psychological with him).

sonny is least wanttokill so he must be either wanttomarry or wanttofuck. i ranked him least on the wanttofuck scale as well, so i suppose i shall marry sonny

vincent is least wanttomarry so i must kill or fuck him. however he is only ranked second on the wanttofuck scale so im killing him

that leaves michael to fuck, which i dont have any problems with. i want to do some weird fucked up shit with him anyway so maybe hes my side chick or he ends up dying anyway (because i fucked the life out of him bahdumtiss)

anyway. this is why elimination is useful not just on math tests but in the real world. while playing fuck marry kill

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well-

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dare i say michael and apollonia