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👀 ☀️ 🐤

Preorders Open!

That’s right, folks, the Prompto Chocobo Zine is open for preorders!

There are 5 different tiers:

Chocobo Greens Tier - Merch only - $20

King’s Knight Tier - Digital zine and DLC - $15

Gunslinger Tier - Physical zine and Digital DLC - $20

MT Unit Tier - Physical zine, Digital zine, and Merch - $25

Photographer’s Ultimate Bundle - Physical zine, Digital zine, DLC, and merch - $35

Preorders end November 26th! Make sure to get your copy before they’re gone! All profits go to The Ocean Cleanup!

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Noctis: *gets fish to bite* Yes!!

Gladio: Ohh, we've got a big one ;)

Noctis: 🙄

(later)

Noctis: *catches big fish*

Gladio: Look at the size of that thing... ;)

Noctis: 😑

(even later)

Noctis: *catches another fish* Ugahh, it's heavy!

Gladio: Mmmmm ;)

Prompto: Nice work ;)

Noctis: Not you too I royally decree you both to shut the fuck up with those fuckin' inuendo—

Ignis: You've improved ;)

Noctis: FFUUUUUUUUUU———

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Prompto: *shivers* Cold.

Noctis: Yeah.

Gladio: If only you weren't a twink, and could regulate your own body temperature.

Prompto: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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On that note, I finally conviced my partner to cosplay with me, and we will be cosplaying casual Noctis and Prompto. I'll be Prompto, and my partner (tall, dark, and brooding) will be Noctis.

Unpopular opinion: even if the stat boosts aren't as good, the casual outfits (sans jackets) make the ingame storytelling so much better.

That way, the Chocobros are flying slightly more under the radar instead of being fully decked out in royal colors. Potentially fewer people would know who they are while they're in something other than full fatigues. The whole game is almost more about some guy's random adventures than it is about a prince and his royal aspirations. Makes it more relatable, yeah?

Plus, if we're being real? They're much more aesthetically pleasing that way, and the jackets are 'ehh' at best in my book. They make for an odd silhouette, especially Noctis. And, hey, who gave Prompto a Sasuke jacket, I just wanna talk.

(Yes, I know the casual+jackets set is my header. I haven't had the chance to edit one that has them all without yet.)

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prom: ooh babe, you had a crush on me?? that's embarrassing

noct: ...we're married

prom: still

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Ignis: Everything in order?

Noctis: Ur mom's in order!!!

Ignis: I'm sure she is, wherever she is. Now are we ready to go or not?

Noctis: .......Yup.

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Unpopular opinion: even if the stat boosts aren't as good, the casual outfits (sans jackets) make the ingame storytelling so much better.

That way, the Chocobros are flying slightly more under the radar instead of being fully decked out in royal colors. Potentially fewer people would know who they are while they're in something other than full fatigues. The whole game is almost more about some guy's random adventures than it is about a prince and his royal aspirations. Makes it more relatable, yeah?

Plus, if we're being real? They're much more aesthetically pleasing that way, and the jackets are 'ehh' at best in my book. They make for an odd silhouette, especially Noctis. And, hey, who gave Prompto a Sasuke jacket, I just wanna talk.

(Yes, I know the casual+jackets set is my header. I haven't had the chance to edit one that has them all without yet.)

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Noctis: Ignis! Instuctions!

Ignis: Stop being bloody idiots and get on with it.

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Gladio: Stinkin' hot...

Every other person on Eos: Yeah ya are.....

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Gladio: Anything happen while I was gone?

Noctis: The car got roomier, and also we won 8 billion gil in the lottery and you can't have any.

Gladio:

Ignis: Please, Noct, it's not good to lie.

Gladio: Oh thank the Gods—

Ignis: It was 12 billion.

Gladio: ,,,

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Magitek troopers: *approaching repeatedly*

Prompto: Gods, not this shit again.

Ignis: Language.

Prompto: Sorry.

Prompto: Not these fucking bullshit-ass motherfuckers again.

Prompto: I'm sorry Ignis really I'm sorry please put the knife down violence solves nothing

Noctis: Fight, fight, fight, fight

Gladio: Is the irony lost?

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"Dicks out for Cup Noodles."

—Gladio, probably

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Prompto: Noct another one out!!

Noctis: Dear gods, will you please shut up??? Any more puns, and my revenge will be prompt...

Prompto:

Noctis:

Prompto: Say it.

Noctis: No.