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JJ: Em, we’re crossing the street, take my hand.

Emily: *does as she’s told*

Hotch: JJ, she’s a fully grown adult.

Also Hotch: *grabs Derek and Spencer so they don’t run into traffic*

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Spencer: My body is a temple and it's time for an offering.

Hotch: Dinosaur chicken nuggets?

Spencer: A worthy offering.

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nice criminal minds moments ⟡ 11.01 the job [22/∞]

“Even if I don’t get the position, this was the best job interview ever.”

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Hotch: Quick! Give me something blunt!

Prentiss: You have a hard time letting people in and trusting individuals!

Hotch: aN OBJECT, PRENTISS!

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CM Incorrect Quote #72

Spencer: Can I call you Daddy?

Hotch: I- what?

Spencer: Well, you’re like a father figure to me.

Hotch: Oh, sweet jesus.  Thank god.

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Garcia: I'm fine got my goon squad parked out front.

Morgan: Goon squad or no goon squad that couch right there is going to be my best friend until we find this guy.

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Hotch: Reid why is there a big carrot among the baby carrots?

Reid: Simple, adult supervision.

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Morgan: Can't you get a better angle?

Garcia: Sugar, I'm not London here I can only work with what they have and believe me when I tell you the 1980s just called they want their security system back.

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Security guard: You want every inch of surveillance footage?

Garcia: Yes because I need to examine it frame by frame to see if there's anyting in the background you guys missed.

Garcia: I also need a joystick controller, video transmitters, a coax cable, and a programmable park.

Garcia: And I don't mean that hypothetically. *snaps*

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*after getting out of elevator hell*

Morgan: Hallelujah

Hotch: Was that the alarm? You guys ok?

Reid: I'll get back to you on that.

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BAU unit: *lands*

Unsub: Why do I hear boss music?

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Morgan: Why are you acting so weird?

Elle: We're sitting with a guy who knows that there are 800 kernels of corn on the average cob...

Reid in the background: Arranged in 16 separate rows.

Elle: And you're calling me weird?