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the butterfly effect: when you see a butterfly and say "hey look a butterfly"
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next tarantino movie should be a pulp fiction spinoff all about the gimp
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You really don’t get the same experience on other websites huh
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the government kept this post from getting many notes so the truth about the aforementioned elvis assassination wouldn't reach the people
the government killed elvis because jailhouse rock was making crime and prison look like too much fun
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its called blush because when you see girls wearing it, it makes you blush
-- the sweetest man in the world who recently passed away after a pack of stray dogs smelled his weakness and dealt him a mortal blow
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just pray for it and god will deliver it to you in the form of golden plates (you can't show them to anyone else though)
Are you allowed to take the book of Mormon that they have in the hotels are what they charge me for it
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Tumblr in 1860 probably: Please remember that some people NEED their slaves due to disabilities that prevent them from performing labor on their own. Don’t shame disabled slave owners.
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the government killed elvis because jailhouse rock was making crime and prison look like too much fun
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NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (2007) dir. Joel & Ethan Cohen
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Blog of Theseus
If a Tumblr blog has it's pfp, theme, and URL periodically changed over the years is it still the same blog?
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they won't even let a girl be whimsical anymore
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the pussy got me walkin away from the bed like
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