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the xenomorph in the alien movies represents lesbianism which is why, like all lesbians, it wants to "eat" sigourney weaver
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It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.
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i bet drake says "okie dokie" almost constantly
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Netflix when they find out you've been password sharing
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