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Arthur: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't wanna sound mean.

John: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.

Arthur: It sucks.

John: That's not constructive criticism.

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Hosea: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?

Tilly: Get two more chairs.

Bill: Cut each chair in half to make six.

Uncle: Make them FIGHT for their seats!

Pearson: I would never willingly be near children.

Micah: Get rid of two kids.

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Karen, handing a balloon to Swanson: I have no soul. Have a good day!

Swanson, walking off: I don't have one either.

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*The Gang is eating dinner*

Dutch: Can you pass the salt?

Sean: *Tries to throw Arthur across the table*

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Hosea: "I lost a bet."

Hosea: The second-most ominous phrase in existence.

Dutch: What's the first?

Hosea: "Let's make a bet."

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Karen: There's no way he likes me back. Lenny: Sean would throw themself in front of a moving cart for you.

Karen: Sean would throw themself in front of a moving cart for fun.

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Kieran: What do you guys do when you're stressed?

Lenny: Try and calm myself down!

John: Sleep.

Sean: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out.

Arthur: Nothing.

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Hosea: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Bill: Javier is the scariest thing I could think of!

Javier: Arthur told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

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Bill: Can you keep a secret?

Javier: Do you know anything about my personal life?

Bill: No, I don't. Good point.

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Javier @ Micah: I'd roast you, but Dutch says I can't burn trash. 

Javier: *Slow-mo walks out of camp*

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Tilly, to Arthur: When was the last time you let someone hug you?

Arthur: *Thinking*

Arthur: 1888.

Tilly: 1888…?

Arthur: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked Hosea out so I let him hug me.

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John: You can’t hold a gun when your hands are covered in glue!

Bill: Correction, you can’t DROP a gun when your hands are covered in glue.

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Arthur: Just get me any dry drink.

Sean: ...I don't know how to tell ya this-

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Karen: I just wanna be called hot 21/7.

Tilly: Why not 24/7?

Karen: Snack breaks.

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Hosea: Why is there blood everywhere?!

Javier: I may have aggressively poked someone with my knife.

Hosea: You stabbed someone?!

Javier: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with my knife.

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Lenny: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok? 

Sean: Okay!

*later* 

Dutch: Maguire! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble. 

Lenny, whispering: Deny everything. 

Sean, loudly: That ain't a chair.

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Kieran: God, I love Mary-Beth.

Arthur, mumbling: Yeah, you fucking better.