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queen of the world to me
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do you ever remember the note the scribe left at the end of catullus manuscript G and want to burst into tears
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being Weird abt some band is a god-given right actually
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tumblr says i “liked” your post, but i loved it. actually, i love you.
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what if greg heffley had the death note
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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
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Henry Ford should have kept that assembly line shit to himself
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Before you post, think:
Is it groovy
Is it smashing, baby
Is it shagedelic
Does it give you mojo
Does it make others randy
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The Legend of Saint George: The Rescue
1903
Liebenwein, Maximilian; 1869–1926.
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the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod
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