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#VCNOSHOCK

-> -> indie, private, selective TUPP from POKÉMON

-> -> abhorred by brit (she/they, 30+)

-> -> follows from @svndrenched

-> -> 21+

-> -> pokémonirl dni

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want an interest tracker? i'll give you an interest tracker, you beautiful person.

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Steady, Jupiter.

It's a bug. That's a bug. A big, big bug. She's fine. She will be fine. Oh, Arceus.

It looked at her.

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"I think maybe you could work witha' Ariados? Pretty damn good pokemon. Well... All Pokemon are. But if you like Poison types - which ... I can't complain on that. But Ariados here needs a new friend. Please take care o' him."

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canonically, jupiter is into older men. which, i mean, hell yeah, sis, break their spirits and old-ass hips. but could you imagine the absolute devastation she felt finding out the man she'd follow into the goddamn fire, to the ends of the earth, for whom she was willing to die, was her age? 27. the man is 27 and has the audacity to be like that? fuck outta here, boss. she physically gagged when she found out. shit, being attracted to a man younger than 35 gives her psychological damage and makes her skin break out from the stress. how could he not be at least 43? bullshit.

fucking cyrus.

she hates it here. her ego has been kicked square in the dick and she has to act like everything is fine? god. she doesn't deserve this.

FUCKING CYRUS.

femme presenting people will all be treated like queens, once she's done being a bitch to them, unless they're mars. in which case, they will promptly be tossed into a lake.

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fuck it, emergency commissions open

$40 usd for something like this. single subject, simple background

no gore, no gross shit. no complex mech. more than one person, is +15 per person. nsfw is price and a half. message me if interested. capping at 5 for now.

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✞ 666 ✞

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"quesquecette merde?"

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meanwhile, jupiter is on her second can of red bull and fourth cigarette of the day. it's called brunch, assholes.

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@aelirus sent:

The Catcher in the Rye: Has your muse ever misjudged someone? Did they ever realize they had done so? What did they do to make amends?

literary asks

This would imply Jupiter has ever made a mistake ever. Which is complete and utter nonsense, and, frankly, more than a little offensive.

That being said, hypothetically, if Jupiter had ever misjudged someone, she would likely notice straight away. Don't worry, though! She'd bury that shit so deep, only Team Magma could find it, or whatever dumbass shit they were on about. Whatever. She doesn't entirely care what other teams are doing.

If she does misjudge someone (unlikely) she'll lie and lie and lie about that until she believes it herself. The woman has never done anything wrong in her life.

God, she sucks.

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indie, private, selective, 18+ rp blog for canon divergent VIOLA of Pokémon XY

multiverse, multiship

abhorred by brit (she/they, 30+) follows from svndrenched

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CLASSIC LITERATURE: ASKS

a collection of questions to send a mun about their muse based on classic literature books. change & alter as needed.

A Christmas Carol: Has your muse ever rejected or pushed away the well-intentioned invitations of another? Why?

A Little Princess: Has your muse ever experienced “good karma” — a good deed or kind action, performed with no expectation of reward or repayment, that came back to help them in the end? Tell us about it.

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn: Has your muse ever felt torn between what their society / culture expects from them and their moral values? What did they decide to do about it?

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland: Has your muse ever experienced something unexplainably bizarre? What was it? Did they ever tell anybody about it?

Anne of Green Gables: Does your muse have a good imagination? What do they tend to daydream about?

The Brothers Karamazov: Does your muse hold any religious beliefs? Why do they hold these beliefs? Have they ever faced a trial or hardship wherein these beliefs were tested?

The Catcher in the Rye: Has your muse ever misjudged someone? Did they ever realize they had done so? What did they do to make amends?

Crime and Punishment: Has your muse ever committed a serious crime? Have they ever done something they regret to this day? What was it? Why did they do it?

Dracula: What is your muse’s opinion on the morbid and the macabre? Do they feel a fascination / connection to these things, or an aversion? Tell us why.

Emma: Has your muse ever attempted a matchmaking scheme? Why? How did it turn out in the end?

Fahrenheit 451: Has your muse ever faced censorship or backlash for a speech they’ve made, or a creative work they’ve produced? How did they respond?

Frankenstein: Has your muse ever allowed their ambition to lead them down the wrong path? What happened?

The Great Gatsby: Would you say your muse is a greedy or materialistic person? Why or why not? Tell us about a life experience they’ve faced that shaped this attitude.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Has your muse ever faced any kind of discrimination or oppression for an aspect of themselves that they cannot change? How has this experience shaped their attitude toward that aspect of themselves? Have they ever perpetuated any kind of discrimination or oppression against others, whether unintentionally or deliberately?

Jane Eyre: Has your muse ever experienced rejection, abuse, or abandonment at the hands of a loved one? How did they cope with the betrayal?

The Little Prince: Describe your muse’s childhood. What did their home look like? What were their parents like? How have they changed as a person in the intervening years?

Lord of the Rings: Would your muse prefer to literally live on forever, or achieve immortality through the stories their loved ones share after they have gone? What sort of stories do you think your muse’s loved ones would tell about them?

Moby Dick: Has your muse ever desired revenge? Has your muse ever taken a quest for vengeance too far? How did it turn out in the end?

North and South: Does your muse have somewhere they call “home” that isn’t the house they physically live in? Where is it, and why do they regard it as such? Why do they not view their literal home in the same way as this special location?

One Hundred Years of Solitude: Has your muse ever experienced isolation from others, whether physically or emotionally? Why were they subjected to this? Did they inflict the seclusion upon themselves, or did external circumstances force it upon them? How has it affected them?

Peter Pan: Did your muse ever face a challenge or hardship in their childhood that their parents could not or did not protect them from? Did your muse always have to handle their problems all on their own? If so, how has this shaped them as an adult?

Pride and Prejudice: Has your muse ever allowed their pride to get in their way? Have they ever been too proud to accept or pursue something they secretly wanted?

The Scarlet Letter:  Has your muse struggled to shape their identity apart from harmful societal labels? Did they ever choose to “go with the flow” and conform to these labels, or did they fight back?

The Secret Garden: Does your muse enjoy the outdoors? Do they experience a connection or fascination with nature?

Sense and Sensibility: Does your muse tend to be a more practical or a more fanciful person? Why? Has this trait ever landed them in trouble, or saved them from it?

The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: Has your muse ever been forced to conceal or suppress a part of themselves because society would not accept it? Have they ever had the freedom to be their true self? What would they do if they knew they would face no consequences or judgment for their actions?

Treasure Island: Has your muse ever been on an adventure? Where did they go? What lessons did they learn from the experience? What sorts of people did they encounter?

Wuthering Heights: Has your muse ever found themself in a toxic or destructive relationship? Who was the other party? How did it end?

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team galactic's enrollment is up 300% and cyrus can't figure out why.

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HE does not yet understand,

--There are things we CANNOT be separate from.

Ind. Cyrus from Pokémon ✭ ( verses & about ) ✭ ✭ ( mun & rules ) ✭

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send me a “...” and one of my muse’s pokemon will talk to you.

Specify a question or subject or even the pokemon for bonus points.

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the first draft is also under the cut with the blank

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want an interest tracker? i'll give you an interest tracker, you beautiful person.

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she's gonna ruin him (general)