AU Bloodswap/Speciesswap[After A Twisted Fashion] Tyrian!Karkat [Karkat Peixes] M!A: None
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Sorry for not being on. In the middle of a rather large move between states. Have been on the road for the past 4 days. Am settling into new home now. Will be back within a day or two.
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Cod it's not like it's a )(ard t)(ing to fucking understand! I just don't like going outside anymoor. Is t)(at a crime all of a sudden? I'm not R---ERQUIR---ED TO ---EXPLAIN MY REASONINGS FOR DECIDING TO R---EMAIN INSID---E MY )(IV---E RAT)(---ER T)(AN STEP OUT INTO ANOT)(---ER ALT---ERNIAN NIG)(T TO YOU!
Please, plenty of poor ignorant souls leave t)(eir )(ives on a regular basis. Most of t)(em end up slaug)(tered.
I just don’t pike leaving, anwave. )(aven’t in a long w)(ale. T)(ere’s nofin wrong wit)( t)(at.
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Please, plenty of poor ignorant souls leave t)(eir )(ives on a regular basis. Most of t)(em end up slaug)(tered.
I just don't pike leaving, anwave. )(aven't in a long w)(ale. T)(ere's nofin wrong wit)( t)(at.
It’s not beac)(ing so muc)( as I’m just bored. I’d rat)(er not )(ave to go back and do t)(e t)(ings I’m ‘required’ to do rig)(t now. I don’t efin want to leave t)(e )(ive, and normally I’d )(ave enoug)( stimulus wit)( just t)(e servants but t)(ey’ve all seemed to )(ave disappeared.
Waterever. Still seems pike a foolis)( t)(ing to do.
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It's not beac)(ing so muc)( as I'm just bored. I'd rat)(er not )(ave to go back and do t)(e t)(ings I'm 'required' to do rig)(t now. I don't efin want to leave t)(e )(ive, and normally I'd )(ave enoug)( stimulus wit)( just t)(e servants but t)(ey've all seemed to )(ave disappeared.
Waterever. Still seems pike a foolis)( t)(ing to do.
W)(at type of frond makes more food t)(an )(e )(as people available to s)(are?
Or moby I just don’t understand t)(e w)(ole baking t)(ing. It’s naut reely anyfin I needed to learn. Or still need to learn.
Good luck finding people to s)(are t)(ose wit)( t)(en.
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W)(at type of frond makes more food t)(an )(e )(as people available to s)(are?
Or moby I just don't understand t)(e w)(ole baking t)(ing. It's naut reely anyfin I needed to learn. Or still need to learn.
Good luck finding people to s)(are t)(ose wit)( t)(en.
ELDERKNIGHTOFBLOOD SAID: IT’S A SIMPLE QUESTION. WHY ARE YOU SO SUSPICIOUS?
I’m naut suspicious. I just don’t see t)(e relevence of t)(at type of question.
T)(e answer t)(oug)( is no. I’m naut reely a baked confection type of troll.
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ELDERKNIGHTOFBLOOD SAID: IT’S A SIMPLE QUESTION. WHY ARE YOU SO SUSPICIOUS?
I'm naut suspicious. I just don't see t)(e relevence of t)(at type of question.
T)(e answer t)(oug)( is no. I'm naut reely a baked confection type of troll.
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DO YOU LIKE COOKIES?
W)(y do you want to minnow?
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If you can’t reblog this…

There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.
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Let's play NSFW Would You Rather? in honor of Sexual Sunday!
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Send me "Wide Awake" and I'll tell you a random 3AM thought my character would have about yours
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S)(ello and water do you want.
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T)(e names just sounded familiar. I don't minnow if t)(ey could be weird naut troll alternates or pike w)(at else.
Conche-idering t)(at I've met a mutant version of mys)(ellf I am naut too skeptical t)(at t)(ere is some weird and messed up alternate version of Serket and Vantas.
Was t)(is cut on contact willingly? W)(y would you want to do t)(at? I mean I can understand if you don't desire to risk any backstabbing. T)(at is mostly w)(y I quit being Serket's frond alt)(oug)( )(e still annoys me.
W)(ale not lately.
C)(eated deat)(? )(ow?
T)(at’s water I t)(oug)(t. T)(oug)( Jaeken’s really glubbing nice. Prawnestly I don’t efin know w)(y I egged Serket on.
)(u)(. Funny. Some of t)(ose names sounds pike some of t)(e trolls I know. Vantas and Serket reely.
…if t)(ey’re t)(e same type of complete bass)(oles t)(at I deal wit)( I mig)(t just krill you to see t)(eir expressions…
Or naut. W)(o knows?
#You say stop wit)( t)(e deat)( t)(reats and t)(en mention I would lose?#)(a)( no wave#Naut )(arpooning#T)(e losing a fig)(t to you or )(aving my blood on your )(ands#Alt)(oug)( I do agree#Don't want to clean up blood#birdblogging
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☣,Ü, ☃ (More for Kankri, but it works for Karkat too), †
W)(at on eart)( are you?A Troll. W)(at else.
I don’t minnow )(ow to eelW)(ale t)(at’s your problem.
DO—-ES NOT COMPUT—-EYea)( )(e does t)(at to a lot of fins.
Ya’ll need JesusW)(o t)(e s)(ell is t)(is Jesus and w)(y do I need t)(em?
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