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Kaz: checkmate

Wylan: what- we're playing monopoly???

Kaz: when you can't beat the odds, change the game

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girls don't want flowers, they want magnus bane explaining to kit why love feels so painful at times but that it’s also supposed to make u feel like you’re coming back home after a long day and telling kit that he learned what true love was because of alec :[

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i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

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I just found the birthday/Christmas cards I apperantly have kept and its the best thing ever. Even though it's from people I've fallen out with it makes me smile. Cards are so much better than getting a WhatsApp message

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“There is never any need to worry, Mina mine,” said Jem. “Silly melon.”

jem took mina for a picnic in the park, but of course they got distracted by a book tessa had packed for them in the basket and forgot all about the jam sandwiches mina insisted on🙈

characters by @cassandraclare 🤍

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Normal people to autistic me

Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

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Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

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It's ironic cause after I wrote this I wanted to buy concert tickets but I didn't have the courage to do it for some reason. (Friends of mine like this artists music but I was not sure if I wanted to ask them) Today I finally bought 1 ticket and I'm so happy

If in doubt: go to the concert alone. Its the music you love, trust me, going alone is better than going with someone who doesn't want to be there with you. If you want you can meet new people at the concert, or you can just enjoy the show. Trust me it's worth it

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the only problem with having a bike powered by demon energies is that jace can never give clary a ride to buy art supplies when the stores are actually open - i guess the starlit midnight rides instead more than make up for it 💫

characters by @cassandraclare 🤍

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the way aline and helen got engaged after dating for only a few months is so sapphic of them

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when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:

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anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

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Sometimes Percy forgets he and Jason come from too different worlds.

Percy: Easy Jason, it's alright if you mess up.

Jason: No, it's alright if you mess up. If I mess up I've failed, and I fail I might as well be dead.

Percy: I think you're taking this a bit too far.

Jason: Percy you could trip over your own feet and at least five people would stop to help you up. When you fall people catch you.

Percy: What about you?

Jason: What about me? If I did that I'd be thrown away like a used rag.

Percy: Jase that's not true.

Jason: Your camp would never think to replace you. Your friends would scour the earth and the underworld to find you.

Percy: They didn't look for you?

Jason: No, they replaced me with you. Your camp loves you for who you are. If I'm not the perfect son of Jupiter...Than I might as well not exist at all.

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TSC characters auditioning for Simon's band

I did another thing

P. S - Christopher is auditioning twice because he wanted to and asked me to add him

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Me explaining the plot of TDA:

'So there's this girl and she is in love with her best friend who's the hottest guy you've ever seen. But their love is forbidden by the law. However Lex mala Lex nulla. Then the boy hiss like great-great-great-grandma is resurrected from the dead and they travel to another demention where the boys sister is still alive and the world is evil. Then a cat kinda saves them out of the demention. The the boy saves the girls life and then they turn into giant angels. Back to humans and now their love is not forbidden anymore.'

My friend:

Me: 'Also there is this boy who thinks his crush doesn't like him back so he flees to England.'

My friend: *slowly walks away*

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Too many jokes about Kaz becoming Wylan’s father figure. Not enough jokes about Wylan and Jesper adopting Kaz. Not in a child-parent way, but more of a feral cat way.

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percy is that you?