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if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.

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I have one of those robot vacuums but there's a mirror in the house low enough to the ground that the lidar scanner can see a nonexistent room in the reflection so on the navigation map it's generated I have a room that doesn't exist that I have to forbid the vacuum from entering.

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one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead

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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd

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dungeon yuri

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I am developing a gay hookup app with roguelike and deckbuilding elements

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Disco Elysium out there with the real artist experience

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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a little bit of internal bleeding the loveliest accessory a man could wear

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my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

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love when christians threaten ppl with the rapture. like youre all gonna leave at once? for free? im so downnn

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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening