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did I ever tell yall I used to think charlie chaplin was a drag king. for like three years straight

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hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

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It's important to support your mutuals when they go full hater over really petty and pointless issues.

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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

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I just think there should occasionally be a little pop up in the corner of the screen before a PC rolls that shows a picture of the dice they’re using and the stats associated with it, like football player bios if you will, and then we can really join in when Siobhan yells at Lou’s cursed die

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(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind

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PRETTY DEADLY ROAD TO WWE BASH IN BERLIN 2024

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ppl be like "i love mpreg, i love mpreg, omg cute omegas, i'm gonna get that man pregnant" until the man actually gets pregnant and suddenly it's "weird" and "cringe" and "just a joke"

fake fan, if u were actually an mpreg enjoyer u would advocate for making the gynecological field more inclusive so that your local men can get prenatal care

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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

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one totally random thing i love about dropout and game changer specifically is they really accurately display the amount of hours and work and people go into making television shows - like they'll openly talk about the difficulties with licensing music and the amount of art that has to be produced for even the smallest things and how much love and care goes into marketing and camerawork and editing and all these other things that other people will happily sweep under the rug it's just really nice to see

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"The shift from the Afro-Caribbean zombie to the U.S. zombie is clear: in Caribbean folklore, people are scared of becoming zombies, whereas in U.S. narratives people are scared of zombies. This shift is significant because it maps the movement from the zombie as victim (Caribbean) to the zombie as an aggressive and terrifying monster who consumes human flesh (U.S.). In Haitian folklore, for instance, zombies do not physically threaten people; rather, the threat comes from the voduon practice whereby the sorcerer (master) subjugates the individual by robbing the victim of free will, language and cognition. The zombie is enslaved."

— Justin D. Edwards, "Mapping Tropical Gothic in the Americas" in Tropical Gothic in Literature and Culture.

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LOOK HOW MANY FLYERS HAVE BEEN STUck on tHIS LAMPOST?? germans are crazy

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I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Fuckers.

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union busting racists DO NOT go to heaven btw!!!

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