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He was named George Orwell because his parents couldn't decide whether to call him George or Well so they decided to call him both this is nothing this is absolutely nothing

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steam notifications

your childhood best friend who moved four states away in 2014 is playing Terraria

coworker from your high school job is playing My Sexy Anime Neighbor from Sin University

ex friend who blocked you on everything but steam for some reason is playing The Binding of Isaac

the guy you genuinely thought of as a brother at one point but havent seen in years is playing Elden Ring

rando who was kind of nice to you in tf2 a decade ago is playing Team Fortress 2

your parents' neighbors' son is playing Resident Evil 4 (2023)

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THEGAMINGFUNGUS sent you a message ✉️

I just think it's funny how you guys have a game called spore, itd be like if I made a game and called it babies lol

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damn girl are you a bobster 🦞 because im about to 🥣 bisque it all

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came home and my roommate's plumbob is red am i in trouble

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im CERTAIN this has to be a typo and its supposed to say "JRPGS" but i am going to become addicted to saying "i saw this in a jpeg once" now

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making people up to be condescending to

The hater does not need to make up guys. The learned hater can dunk on newborn doves, and condescend to the wind itself.

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PLUCKY YOUNGSTER: oh no, it’s due tomorrow! what’ll i do…

KAZUMA KIRYU: mm? what’s wrong, kid?

PLUCKY YOUNGSTER: we’re learning about the ocean in class. i was supposed to write a report on the benthic zone, but… i fell behind.

KAZUMA KIRYU: (the benthic zone, huh? …lotta people interested in that, lately.)

PLUCKY YOUNGSTER: please, mister… could you help?

KAZUMA KIRYU: (not good for a bright young kid to fall behind in his studies… school’s the stepping stone for success in life.)

KAZUMA KIRYU: sure, kid. what do you need?

PLUCKY YOUNGSTER: you will? great! if you could just go down there and tell me what it’s like, that would be a great help!

KAZUMA KIRYU: ah.

KAZUMA KIRYU: (well, a promise is a promise.)

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i only care about mr bummer now. bummer fandom rise up

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The pet bed and doggy bowl and bone for the pet balloon. Pokemon is awesome