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Jerkin off is praxis

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the thing they don't tell you about ttrpgs is that you have to be intelligent to design them. they don't tell you this because D&D wasn't designed by smart people

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Go here: world without wheel, charting zero deaths, and echoes singing.

So this is one of them, bideo game references. I can reference too. Ever hear of a donkey kong? That's right. Do key king. Barrels and shit. Retro, am I rught.? Is that elder scrollz.? Is that Nintendo Mario do key Kong?

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hmm, mmhm, yes this is precisely what i asked for. three thousand dollars in your bank account.

Ok for real im bored af so if you want me to pixel art something... I could try....

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I am unfathomably jealous that you keep getting all these subby tgirls begging you to hurt them.

Do you have any advice for a nascent dom?

people are, maybe understandably, pretty shy about saying publicly that they want to do sexual sadism. however, lots of people like to have sexual sadism done to them. therefore if you become one of the few people willing to say they like that shit, the masochists pave a road to your door.

step 1: be honey, step 2: fuck bees

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This really cuts to the heart of it, doesn’t it? By their own admission, Zohran will not do anything materially to make Jews in New York unsafe, but he just makes them feeeeel unsafe for some ☪️ reason 🟤 and really isn’t that just as bad?

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"they had an election where there was only one candidate and you could only vote yes or no!"

yes, that's called a Vote Of Confidence, a thing which is actually rather common in bourgeois democracies, with the primary difference being that you as a member of the public cannot directly participate in them and have to just cross your fingers and hope that whatever ministerial cabinet, party caucus or board of directors will simply vote on your best interest

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a jared leto fan just reblogged from me. scary!

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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NO! Thinking their negative thoughts privately will kill the patient. She needs bitching and whining to live

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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

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It's obviously and patently less serious than other forms of bigotry -- it's, at absolute worst, a ludicrous anachronism deserving of only derision and nothing else. But it's still weird, right?

Every time i think about Cait from Fallout 4 and how Skyrim portrays the Forsworn I grow more convinced that someone high up at Bethesda hates the Irish.

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Every time i think about Cait from Fallout 4 and how Skyrim portrays the Forsworn I grow more convinced that someone high up at Bethesda hates the Irish.

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As a proud anti-Italian bigot I could not be happier with what’s happening in New York City right now

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i was looking for pictures of the mansions of the plantation owners that were given to the people after the cuban revolution to show to y'all and found the worst article in the world

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Pipes don't need to be repaired! When they burst and destroy your apartment it's just a natural thing that cannot be prevented. Pay me to repair it. - Landlords

Plumbers... out of all the professions to say "not as important and should be paid less". Plumbers. Plumbers.

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this is on the nose to the point of stupidity but i love it, so i don't care.