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I remember there being a Cosmere Sexyman tournament when polls were first added to the site, but I kinda want to see who this slice of the fanbase thinks is the biggest fucking clown. Could be affectionate or derogatory.

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Dissociation Swag Competition - Round 3!

The entirety of the bracket, including all other characters, as well as links to their own matches, can be found here!

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The Final Round

Turns out Wax's driver is immortal. Which is not on the list, but I can work with. Also turns out that he had quite the fond spot for Adolin. I've been spending the last day listening to him rant about him- Kindhearted, a bright light shrouded in darkness, standing on the edge. Like if Wax was more scrungly. In contrast, I'm reminded of what makes a sexyman a true sexyman. Being a pathetic lanky man that you can blend. My husband doesn't qualify (He's just sexy), and hoid looks like even I could toss him across the room. All in all, this competition is going to meet an interesting end.

-From the journal of Sterris Harms

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You know, the more I read into Adolin and Kaladin's lives from Hoid's notes, the more interesting it seems to get. Two people who seem like mirrors- one of passion and heat, fighting and failing to find love, the other finding it and I'll losing it, cooling down to fast and breaking as the world shifts.

- From the journal of Steris Harms

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... So apparently the survivor is alive and in my house. And he's currently in a fistfight with Wax's driver. And Marasi is trying to keep the peace, but they're both trying to seduce her. Hoid seems to have taken his repeated wins to his head, and Kelsier is hitting him with a baseball bat.

- From the journal of Steris Harms

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With only 8 potential sexymen left in the contest we're heading into the quarterfinals! The time of 1 vs 1 battles is upon us. Only 4 of these gentlemen will proceed to the semifinals.

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With only 8 potential sexymen left in the contest we're heading into the quarterfinals! The time of 1 vs 1 battles is upon us. Only 4 of these gentlemen will proceed to the semifinals.

[cosmeresexyman]

With only 8 potential sexymen left in the contest we're heading into the quarterfinals! The time of 1 vs 1 battles is upon us. Only 4 of these gentlemen will proceed to the semifinals.

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With only 8 potential sexymen left in the contest we're heading into the quarterfinals! The time of 1 vs 1 battles is upon us. Only 4 of these gentlemen will proceed to the semifinals.

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Welcome to the third round of the Cosmere Sexyman contest. In this round, 5 potential sexymen will go in but only the top 2 will proceed to the next round, the remaining 3 will be eliminated. Cast your votes wisely and may the sexiest sexyman win!

[cosmeresexyman]

Welcome to the third round of the Cosmere Sexyman contest. In this round, 5 potential sexymen will go in but only the top 2 will proceed to the next round, the remaining 3 will be eliminated. Cast your votes wisely and may the sexiest sexyman win!

[cosmeresexyman]

Welcome to the third round of the Cosmere Sexyman contest. In this round, 5 potential sexymen will go in but only the top 2 will proceed to the next round, the remaining 3 will be eliminated. Cast your votes wisely and may the sexiest sexyman win!

[cosmeresexyman]

Welcome to the third round of the Cosmere Sexyman contest. In this round, 5 potential sexymen will go in but only the top 2 will proceed to the next round, the remaining 3 will be eliminated. Cast your votes wisely and may the sexiest sexyman win!

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Here we go again! Another tie! This time its Axies vs Hrathen! They both got 10% of the votes in their poll so... to ensure a fair cosmere sexyman tournament we are having our third tiebreak round oops

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there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

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Welcome back to the Cosmere Sexyman contest. Reminder, the top 4 continue to the next round, and the bottom 4 are eliminated. This is the last poll of the night- Once the polls are all finished up, we'll send out the next bracket.

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Welcome back to the Cosmere Sexyman contest. Reminder, the top 4 continue to the next round, and the bottom 4 are eliminated. I look forward to seeing your votes!