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The Strongest

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Minecraft jumpscare! Philza immediately started talking about war possibilities with the new Ghast update so I couldn't resist ahah

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Got into Hazbin, have to talk about staticmoth/voxval sorry 🙏

Love to see those versions of Vox and Valentino that are evil but they love each other a lot but I need you to understand that is not their canon relationship

They are sick to second death of each other, they're one big argument away from killing each other.

Vox is so tired of Valentino’s tantrums and fits, he's sick of his boyfriend fucking every sinner he can get his hands on. All Vox wants is to be able to control everything Valentino does, but he CAN’T. He tries, god he tries, but Valentino is so out of control and bitchy Vox really can't stop him. He does love Val, for sure, he'd kill and die for that man, but sometimes Vox really wishes they never met in the first place.

Valentino is also sick of Vox, he's got the temperment of a poorly raised toddler and is such a control freak that Valentino gets watched every where he goes. Vox says it's for "safety" but honestly, that just feels demeaning. And God forbid Alastor is brought up, Vox is so obsessed with that radio freak that he's spent half of the last 6 months talking about him. If Vox can spend this much time obsessing over some guy he used to be friends with, why can't Valentino work with his employee?

The main reason they haven't broken up is to keep the Vees perfect image and because they're both sex-obsessed freaks and if their freaky sex where they can hit each other is actually thinly veiled abusive urges coming to light, that's their business.

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i am unfortunately not normal about philza cubito to the point of overthinking how the different versions of himself work in a timeline and how they converge from the timeline

like hc!phil is the main one yeah, he's where the other come out of, but at the same time he's his own person. while most of the other phil's stories end his keeps going and that's what makes hardcore its own bubble where everything branchs out of

but the fun part comes out from ophil and qphil, two who are clearly separate from the hc -> earth -> dsmp line. like qphil is obviously hcphil, but hcphil isnt qphil. its shown in qsmp the disconnect between qphil and hcphil where qphil is actually a separate entity from hcphil, cuz why would hcphil even dream that he's in quesadilla if it doesnt mean they are not fully the same person ( i know some of it is played a jokes cuz haha meta but its still canon for qphil so...)

and ophil is even more fun cuz he's a clear case of canon divergence, he doesnt even branch out from cphil, he branches out of hcphil and dare i say even BEFORE hcphil became who he is given by the pieces of backstory ccphil has given us about ophil, and yeah! he's not even close to any of the other guys, he's so separate from the main continuity it became its own thing from hardcore -> origins -> rat smp

i've been thinking about this since like the cage for a cage arc and discussed it with one of my friends and i still feel insane every time i talk about it cuz it is insane

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I miss qsmp so much man. Those cubitos.. their gay little lore... The fucking labyrinth.... The wall.... The drama... The love for the language and culture... The sharing. cryinggg

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Are you planning on updating your FML fic on Ao3 soon? (No pressure just wondering)

At some point, yes, but I've been really busy and jsbdisna, haven't been writing a lot

but yes I will update at some point I swear

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I find it very sweet how Phil already assumes they’re teaming and sharing stuff, and Techno is like “Phil I’m tryna be angsty shush” KEKW

Source: Phil’s Nov 18 stream

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today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone

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reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

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like this post to duplicate a pigeon.

rb to double it and pass it to someone else.

do nothing to be attacked by the pigeons.

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i wished i could find the og image but.... is this anything

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we lost the best ship in qsmp and nobody even mourns it. i do every single DAYYYYYYYYYYYY

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I saw a tweet saying how q!Slime and Mariana got married so instantly is because Flippa slipped rings on their fingers when they weren’t looking and I just HAD to draw my interpretation of it 😭 I love them so much they’re so stupid

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TW vomit kinda?? It’s not actually vomit it’s just slime cause Charlie’s a slime but putting it here anyway (I hc he expels slime or smth when overexcited/sick/whatever hsvdhdk)

I FORGOT TO POST THIS HERE SORRY

Based off of this tweet I saw

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Code!Pomme

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chayanne

thats the post