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i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve

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funny little green guy

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it is Cookie Clicker's 12TH BIRTHDAY today and as has become tradition i am BAKING COOKIES

this year's theme is unpreparedness. i did Not find the vanilla extract. as a result i've decided to simmer in milk a vanilla bean we had lying around instead (i'm at Opti's house for this. his kitchen is substantially more established) (the other option was infusing the vanilla in vodka for months and i simply do not have that kind of time)

smells so Flippin good

anyway! baking:

some previous years for chocolate chips i tried faffing around with popping bars in a blender which turned out awful and gunky. this time (we're doing classic dark/milk/white) i am simply chopping them with a little knife for lovely results. what was i thinking honestly

i want you

continuing with our unpreparedness theme the kitchen scale was nowhere to be found so i am entirely eyeballing the 30g each lump of dough is supposed to be. not that a little unevenness matters but inequality no matter how small is how man tears at the throat of man

test batch! these turned out thinner and less photogenic than previous years; i was worried the milk may have upset the ingredient balance but i think i just need to chill the dough longer so that's staying in the fridge overnight and i'll be pumping out giant plates of (hopefully nicer-looking) cookies tomorrow. on the plus side these cooled down really fast and also they were delicious. the vanilla milk gambit really worked out i'm very pleased

these guys helped:

thank you for playing Cookie Clicker these 12 years! here's to another 12,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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Me when I’m next

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actually I wonder if what Susie was calling Kris out here was not for carrying a knife around all the time, but for not pulling it out when she threatened to bite their face off

like, that's not her teasing grin look, that's her sweating and glancing to the side look

because now the two possibilities for why Kris didn't are 1. they didn't even remotely believe she'd do it or 2. they wouldn't have minded if she had, and now Susie knows that they chose not to and they're embarrassed by it.

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i wish all trans girls a very kissed on the face by someone they love

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fangamer made wayneradiotv his own spamton a. spamton plush. i just need you all to know this

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An older comic from when I used to work at Build-A-Bear

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gonna getcha

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yo im 4 year old rapper. my names napkin. and i just got sign, to pickles records

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses

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Leading advancements in Tenna technology are being made

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looking for my biggest fan

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Susie's idea

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undertale is a game about how losing a child can traumatize a whole community. deltarune is a game about how losing a child can traumatize a whole community and also their appliances

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