cosmicshiba

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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Sometimes it feels like you've lived your whole life in a house that's always a little bit on fire. Like it's usually just in one room and you make sure to wet the walls around it so it doesn't spread and that usually works. You were expected to take more responsibility over fire containment when you were like seven because it's not like you can expect your parents to always be 100% on guard about making sure the whole house doesn't catch fire, and you figure that's just how things are like.

And sometimes as a kid you visit your friends' homes and some of then whisper to you - grimacing with embarrassment - about how they're not supposed to tell anyone this, but there's a whole room in their house that's currently on fire. And you're like yeah it's ok I'm not supposed to tell people about the way our house is a little bit on fire all the time, too. And then you visit some other friend's house and there's no trace of fire anywhere, and you think "wow, these people are really good at hiding their house fire."

And one day you show up to work like "hey sorry I'm late, I forgot to wet the walls before going to bed last night and my whole house burned down", and you're startled by the way people react, acting like that must be the worst thing that has ever happened to you. And you're just like "chill, it's been years since the last time this happened, and it wasn't even that bad this time", and that just makes people more shocked, acting like that's the weirdest and most concerning thing they've ever heard anyone say, which only confuses you more.

And then someone tries to explain to you that people aren't supposed to have an ongoing house fire. Most people actually never experience a house fire in their lives. Like not even once. Not even a little bit. The normal amount of having your house be currently on fire is zero.

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You love ALL transgenders?? Even the ones who do anti trans propaganda like Blair White & Caitlynn Jenner???

Can people just be normal on this website for five minutes

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so true

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There has not been a single day in 2025 that I have not felt weird and bad in some capacity.

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

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...they never fucking said this

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i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

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if you’re not into some dumb embarrassing shit you’re not living your truth

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debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

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how come my dashboard smells weird